george carlin is the man, he speaks some harsh truth. I like his bits on religion and abortion in particular.
"Social conservatives love the unborn, they'll do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. No daycare no welfare no healthcare no social security. Preborn: you're fine, preschool: you're fucked." - GC
"I'm an outside only partially by choice. I choose to be an outsider in a system that sucks but I'd rather be a participant in a better system" - GC