Shitty Ideas that turnout GREAT

Jacob-T

Jacob-T

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The other night drunk as fuck I decieded it'd be a good idea to get pulled behind my friends v6 truck with my dinky ski boards on. The conditions ended up superb, we were driving on a sod field with fresh rain on it. My friend got up to 40 miles per hour before he had to stop, at this point the bungee cords which i was holding onto for dearlife gave me a nice little spring foward and I beat the truck to the house. The second time I was actually able to get some "carves" in. It was kind of like skiing eastcoast sheet ice when your skis would just slide of top. I have no real video/photo evidence of this, BUT i do have this picture.

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Post up your stories, im bored as fuck.

 
So this one time I was going to post the absolute most retarded thread on NS, but I didn't. It was awesome that I did not.

Moral of the story..... (this is for you, Thread Creator).....

When you have something stupid to post that nobody cares about, don't.
 
When I didnt want to take a poop, but it turned out to be one of the best poops ever.

now thats a shitty idea that turned out great
 
Alright man, was just pretty hyped on the fact that i got to ski last night. Don't get your panties in a bunch. Fuck dude, I just wanted people to share stories, god damn.
 
i think i'm gonna contribute to this pointless thread with my own pointless story.
one time my friends and i all bought machetes for like $9 at the army surplus store and then crawled down into the ravine by my friends house and chopped out way all the way up this little creek till we got to the road by his house.
then we crawled through this massive drainage pipe that was like 100 feet long with water in it that went underneath the road, and you could barely crawl through it.

 
your a JERK! haha

but honestly this was just a horrible thread idea, that actually believe it or not, didnt turn out great? bad karma? anyways, you suck
 
one time, i broke my leg skiing (at age 5) then after it healed my dad tried to get me to ski again but i wouldnt, then when i was 11 i decided to go, thought it was a "shitty" idea to try this damn sport again, but i did, and it turned out great, i love skiing. im now 17...
 
sick skiblades! also I don't know why everyone's saying this is a stupid thread. I have a lot of stupid ideas, but they never turn out great.
 
lol

I had a great idea today that turned out great

i made a rubber stamp with an NS logo and then went around stamping everything i own.
 
this thread actually had great potential but it was screwed in the ass from the begining till the end...
So in a shitty attempt to save this shitty ideas thread i'll share mine....
I'll keep it short cuz i'm not a really good storyteller...
So the idea was to go out at midnight and catch duck.Armed with flashlights, a net, a tennisracket and a cardboard box we decided to go socom style on some ducks .(= sneak through the water up to some sleeping ducks on the shore and throw a net over them) We were succesfull and caught one!We named him Alfonzo.
Later that night we somehow ended up partying with alfonzo.I remember we got thrown out two different clubs with our duck.The third club we went to we decided to let alfonzo free.So what was the best place to release a duck? - Somewhere where there is water offcourse !So long story short: we ended up breaking into the upstairs room of the club; filling the bathtub with water: adding some bubbles ofcourse! and letting alfonzo free in the tub...

You don't need to be a rocket scientist to see that this night was probably the most epic night of my life so far...

ps: we later heard the owner let alfonzo free in the park. Now everytime i see a duck in the park i think it is my good friend Alfonzo...
 
hahhahahahhahahhahhahahahahah
that is amazingmust have been so epici can just imagine a duck named alfonzo too
 
one time we attached a bar stool to various floating objects and towed it behind the boat

at first it was going to be shitty, then it rocked

shitty idea
 
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