Shitty House Cleaners

Paul-o-Rama

Paul-o-Rama

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my house cleaner is horrible, she breaks expensive things we have and hides them on bookshelves behind the books hoping that my parents will find them one day and blame one of us instead of her. We have found her in our drawers takings stamps and putting them on her own bills to mail out. i had a few unopened packs of gum on my desk and when i came home, she had opened a pack and taken a few pieces of gum out. We can't fire her because she needs the work and her husband is less than great but her work ethics are horrible.

Lets hear about your house cleaners

 
....... house cleaner???

Hahaha oh man. And everyone seems to think I'm some rich spoiled barbie? At least I don't have a fucking maid.

No offence to you at all.
 
well we hadone and it took money from my mommy, she loked at thecheck that my mom left out for her and copied the signature onto another check takin like $500.00 and my mom just fiired her, (not even woring about the money, i wish my mom was mean)
 
i dont get why my mom cleans the house before the cleaner comes ya my old one was fat so she took up a lot of space and she broke evrything now i have a portuguese one shes pretty good
 
my cleaning lady comes once a week...she always throws out important papers and shit, and one of the ladys daughters goes to my school...thats kind of akward...

but before you decide im a rich spoiled kid, we do have a good reason for having them.
 
i wish i had a house cleaner. maybe that would shut my mom up for an hour from her constant bitching about how our house is never clean and how my brother, dad and myself live like pigs. God a break from that would be more then enjoyable.
 
my best friends grandma cleans my house. we pay her 70 bucks every two (2) weeks. sometimes she breaks shit, but she replaces it. she made me give her a kiss the other day and i was like doubleyou tee eff.
 
yeah im not really rich but we might get one just to keep the place clean cause my dad is psycho and will clean for hours if everything isnt perfect.

but whats youre reasoning?
 
My house cleaner is a 300 pound sothern lady that took my chillum my bong and my dank ass hookah and threw them all out in the trash can making sure they were broken....
 
yea me too. But i always dreamed of having a hot house cleaner, and like im the only one home with her. And we have sex. Tons of sex.
 
our maid has cancer, and she cleans my room good but the rest of the house she just rearranges everything and folds over the ends of the toilet paper :)
 
we have a 'clean team' once a week... all they do is clean. they don't throw things out unless it's in the garbage bag, then they put it outside, and i haven't noticed them break anything yet. they have a bad habit of bitching about things though, i sleep in on the odd time i don't have school and they're there and i hear them bitching about our house or being rude.
 
my cleaning ladies are just really ignorant. like i wonder if they realize that all my goods are stored/organized in a certain way, and that they are not helping by rearranging them a really bad way.

but how can i get mad? they have sweet gold front teeth
 
dude when i was younger i had this "sweet" like glass dinosuar figurine thing that my parents got me. and then our cleaning lady dropped it behind my dresser and forgot to tell ne one that she broke the tail off. that hurt. haha
 
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