Shitty hair cuts

bigdaddytmac

bigdaddytmac

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Man I had the most beautiful hair, it was like Johnny Depp's in the movie blow. Long and regal and flowing like a unicorn's mane. Today for some reason I decided to get it cut and the bitch cut off like 4 inches and now I look like a 6 year old girl. The end.

 
no matter who cuts my hair, or how much I pay to get it cut, i look like a such a retard after. Ill get sick flow goin through the winter and then i get it cut and i look and feel so gay

 
yeah no matter what haircuts always suck ass.. but once the hair grows some tips again it looks good....and thats like 3 days SO QUITE UR COMPLAININ LITTLE BOY

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^i no i got so fed up with the hair dresser that i decided i could do a better job my self, and then i was the sexiest sex monkey that you have ever seen

 
ahh ! im getting my hair cut today, im so scared... ill post a pic of how stupid i look ...

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-Matt

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
yeah im geting my hair cut tomorrow it'll probaly look like ass.

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and saint jimmy did approch the rail and the lord did say "hit it you pussy". and saint jimmy did hit the rail and the lord was pleased
 
the best haircut is no haircut. my hair used to be long as hell and i got a job so i shaved my head. ... worst mistake of my life. now it's almost grown back to where it was, but i'm going for metalhead status this time.

 
i havent got my hair cut in 6 months

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
fuck great clips

Strike 3

==Pink Panther / FCP / Mint Crue==

"Why'd you scare me like that dude!?"- Kublai
 
Don't even start about bad haircuts. I cut off my long and luxurious locks for cancer patients, and I looked like a fucking tool, and I was FUCKING PROUD.

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My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.
 
my hair was at a good length (my bangs were like covering my eyes a little). i went to the barber and asked him to trim it. now i have like a european road cyclist hair cut...it kinda sucks but it'll grow out.

Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
 
i got mine cut for senior pictures and it was so long before and then they cut it so short so i didnt take my senior picture. i hate hair cuts.

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high north session 3!!
 
i had a huge steez on my head, but i shaved it about a week ago. and i like the way it looks now too.

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^last year when most kids were getting their pictures taken i cut mine into a mullet. it was pretty much the sweetest haircut ever

Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
 
I have had rather long hair for 4 years and i decided to get it cut really short but i forgot I have senior pictures in a week. So now I look all wierd for my senior pictures

 
I think the worst haircut belonged to my brother when my dad got frusterated with the babers, and decided to cut my little brothers hair. But dad didnt want to clean up a mess so he decided to hold teh vacuum above my brothers head while it was cut. yeah defintly sucked, especially the large chunk of missing head oon his crown.

mix it up

MIXIE!
 
i havent cut my hair scince lats december and im not going to get it cut till the beginning of september

o yea and never get ur hair cut at first choice haircutters

they cut my hair so i looked like a nasty looking chick

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im getting mine cut tomorrow. i dont have the hair for longer hair like a lot of other skiers do. with the hair over the eyes. hmm not for me.

Turtle: Look at you Mr. Beg for pussy on promnight.

Eric: Yea Turtle, I was begging my girlfriend, you were begging a 40 dollar hooker who declined your mother's credit card.-Entourage

 
mine is getting lame

i need a cut but everytime i get one

it gets even more lame

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ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

Drop Bombs
 
people dont notice how gay you look after a couple dayys. dont sweat it

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
 
ive never had a good one. i'm actualy boycotting "great clips" adn telling others not to go. twice theyve killed me. i said like 1/2 inch off and the lady like took an inch. it looked like shit. i said "leave the sideburns." first thing i said. she clips them off and leaves only like a point. i was pissed. i got it for free because i complained. but i despise that place.

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i got my hair cut a few times this year to since i went to a private school and they made me. (last year by the way-public school hear i come!) but one of the times this girl told me i looked like a little chinese girl. and one of my friends cut his own hair and it looked like a penis. it was funny.

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

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start=150 ^Wisdom teeth and Constipation^

 
i always look like a queer after i get a haircut. and then its back lookin normal after about 2 weeks

NS SKATEBOARD
 
If yo are gonna cut your hair... cut it all off...none of this pussy "trim" business. I had a beautiful head of golden curls (which i had in corn rows for a while) but i decided this month that i needed a change. Buzzed it all off. It is nails. Going from high maintenance to no maintenance is where it's at fellas.

We gonna whack it til the wheels fall off.

 
at university, being poor.. and needing a haircut - i took out the 'ol clippers and gave myself a trim.. which turned into a buzz cut. horrible.. not too bad though for doing it myself but just and ugly cut nontheless.

it got worse...

I finally allowed it to grow back, needing a trim i went to a barber this time. "Might as well let the pros do it" I thought to myself.

So, i sit down and start talking to the barber. He was friendly and i told him the whole self-buzz-cut experience. I don't think he listened very well though and started trimming. I told him i wanted the sides cleaned up and the top to be left to grow, but trimmed as well.

"I didn't like the last buzz cut" i joked with him.

He joked back with something, but i just nodded my head because I didn't hear him - but i had already told him what I wanted done with it.

So, he's cutting away and I don't realize what he's doing because he has my head turned away from the mirror. I started seeing big clumps of hair falling down, but I didn't say anything, because he's the one with the clippers and he's the pro.

Finally, he finishes up and turnes my head to the mirror - to my absolute horror. He had taken the sides in (to like a 1) and had given me a FLAT-TOP!!

Holy shit.. what should I do?? I'm just getting over my worst hair experience ever and now I look like white 'Kid' from Kid and Play..

So, I half-laughed and told the guy that this was no good. "You HAVE to round it out or something!" I said to him, making the rounding motion over my head with my hands -- now realizing that he himself has a flat-top. I didn't want to insult the guy - he's the one with the scissors afterall.

so there I was, just wanting to get my post buzz cut puff fixed, left with a military cut - called "sargent" for the next 6 weeks; friends soluting me whenever i entered the room.

let it be a lesson to all of you

 
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