Shitting my guts out

J-mo44

J-mo44

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I am in a state of pain. i just ate some falafel and now feel like im shitting out my intestine.

It really hurts and the feeling of needing to shit wont go away

Advice and help would be good
 
I AM ON THE TOILET WITH THE LAPTOP ON A STOOL IN FRONT OF ME

im like on the verge of tears it hurts so bad
 
but im home alone and cant leave the toilet for fear of shitting all over my house

i guess im just screwed
 
get a home enema kit, pour some coffee in the little bag, shoot it up the anal cavity. then watch yourself explode.
 
that really sucks. what'd you put on your falaffle or how old was it because im not exactly sure if that it is possible otherwise to get food poisoning from falaffle. i make it all the time and it's just oil, that chickpea flour stuff and water. . .
 
no thanks!

but its kinda starting to get better

it looks like cat shit!

and i can see something purple wanting to come out my ass, possibly the inside of me... im scared now
 
id would have taken pictures but i like sucked in my butt muscles and just like started walking around so now i just feel queezy but not like im gonna shit everywhere
 
i didnt even read the thread but...

once i drank a whole gallon of orange juice in about 2 hours. about 12 hours later i was on the toilet for every minute i was drinking it, it was coming out my ass.
 
Relax and take it Easy... make sure you don't get the pink sock though.

seriously though if it keeps up get yourself to a doctor, you may have food poisoning.
 
I once ate some fried oysters for dinner, and starting at around 2:00 am, i woke up, took a huge dump, and went back to sleep. In another hour, I did the same thing, but this time my stomach was killing me, and I was sweating like crazy. When I realized that I couldn't poop anymore, I tried to go to sleep, and ignore the stomach ache. When I was lying in bed, I was sweating, so I took off my blanket, but then in 5 minutes, I was shivering, so i put on my blanket to try to stay warm. For the next three hours, I was constantly going through a cycle of being freezing, and sweating.

Basically, this is probably going to happen to you, and i really sucks. I lost almost 10 pounds in poop and sweat that morning.
 
foood poisioning.

if you are lucky you will be rediculously cold and sweating at the same time.
 
how would you see the purple think coming out of your ass? did you spread your cheeks in front of a mirror or something?
 
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