shittiest things that happened to you when drunk...

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k2_kodi

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how bout it? the one i hate the most is when my friends duct taped me to a chair and put me on the lawn with aluminum cans all over me and a sign that says 'please recycle me'...

it has to start somewhere. it has to start sometime. what better place than here, what better time that now.
 
we duct taped a kid to a chair at a ski camp... he knocked himself over. we laughed.

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my cousin ran me over when i was drunk so the next weekend he passed out i took a razor and carved 666 into his ass cheak along with anarchy sign.

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
um, i got a DUI. yea, thats the worst.

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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
i woke up sleeping next to a goat??? shit happens

'hey man what happend to your skiboards' 'looks like they got runover by a compacter and streched out' said by a member of the ski board crew 'switchbladz'
 
i puked all over and inside my buddys dads new mercadies...actually that wasent shitty for me, just him...

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//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
i was a t a party and my parents called and said i had to come home, and they were gonna pick me up, and i was like, no i rode my bike here and i have to et it home so ill ride home, cus i didn want them to show up and see like 50 kids all underage passed out on the lawn, so im riding home and i stop to call my dad and tell him im on my way so he doesnt come to pick me up, and while i was talking to him just standing on the side of the road i fell over and like cut my elbow an stuff, i dont know how i rode my bike the whole way, it was only 2 miles, but i was fuckin smashed

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OMG u CUT your elbow? NO SHIT i did that once.

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//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
The other night I was partying at this soriety house and when I was leaving there was this completely naked asian man except for a suit top and a top hat on riding a bike down the middle of the road. I was prob. the coolest thing I ever saw.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
dude i was just standing there, and i fell over it was kinda funny cus i just kept talkingto my dad

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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
 
i remember getting kicked out of a bar then that's about it. i woke up on jeffy's couch and don't remember how i got there

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

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how did you wake up next to a goat

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
 
i woke up on the floor with only my boxes on, had a horrible taste in my mouth, nothing like puke or alcohal, and it hurt incredibly bad to sit down for the next few days...

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
i was drinking in my living room with 4 friends on a wednesday night, it was 3 in the morning, and i was yelling really loud for no reason. My mom came downstairs and i told her to and i quote, 'Go back to bed you fucking cunt', so she called the cops and i got arrested for underage drinking.

 
i ripped my right white sock. it sucked bad. luckly i had a spair

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you called your mom a fucking cunt that's hilarious! worst experience i had was forgetting to wrap it up. came out unscathed though

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Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
Worst thing i did was go to this web site called newschoolers.com and became addicted.

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Waking up with writing all over you usually sucks.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women
 
im 15 so i dont drink. but i have tried a margarita and smirnoff and im looking forward to being 21

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
who posted the thing about the kid who woke up from the party with a dildo superglued to his head like a unicorn, thats pretty shitty

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
I was in banff and got locked out of the place i was sleeping and it was fuckin freezing, but i had to sleep so I went to the park on main st and lay down. i was shivering and shit, and I wake up, and licking my face was the biggest fucking elk, scared me shitless, and when I moved he freaked and took off. I almost died...

that elk saved my life, it was so cold..

and know whats funny? Elk is my spirit animal, I was reading all about it, it was sweet.

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
kinda sick too, there was this thick slobber all over my face and I had to scrub it in the sink to get it off

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
hah yea u should've hopped on and ridden him home

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Oh where do i begin. I've been naked, driving, yelling at strangers, pretty much you name it i've done it. But the elk one i think tops and of mine.

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my buddy got crazy sick at this party and he was barfing in my friends house he barfed 34 times in total , he would puke tones ! pass out for a minute, look at it half cleaned up .... then puke more sucked ass

it was pink

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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

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lol that happen to one kid at our school, he had to shave off the other one too, lol. one kid was soo drunk they started to write on him with permanant marker and he asked what they where doing and they said that he was being shipped out to iraq, and he believed them. lol.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
Getting a DUI. Then driving drunk as hell another time thinking it was funny to run over road signs then found that my truck had dents in the front bumper the day after I was pissed.

 
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