!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT

EastcoastAR5

EastcoastAR5

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So i volunteered today doing a bunch of garden work at this really old/nice estate today. well anyways short story, after i get home, i take a shower, and as im drying myself off i see a tick squirming, latched on to my fucckiing balllllllllls. i almost had a heart attack.

i just removed him. fuck that. ; [
 
Oh man that blows. Did you singe your ball hairs burning him off or did you use a different method?
 
that quite unfortunate.

that also put an image in my mind that i did not need in there.

damn you!
 
I was out fishing one time and I got this terrible itch. I kept scratching to the point I thought I was gonna scratch my nutsack off. I get in, the itching is done. I go to take a dump and theres a fuckin tick with its head buried directly below my left nut. He came out easily, thank god.
 
on thursday this week before lacrosse practice we went to go find this hobo that lives behind a Tires Plus. And when we were looking for him i notice a thing crawling on my leg and it was a fucking tick so we booked it outta the woodsy area and went to my friends car and we counted 20 ticks on all of us together ( 4 of us ) it fucking sucked
 
hahahah fuck man, i know how you feel, i had a tick on mah balls when i was younger and now im way fucking paranoid. I work outside in the woods alot and fuck the ticks are bad right now, im constantly cheking for them crawling up me, i find them all the time too before they embed into me, nasty ass fuckers. I usually torture them now whenver i find them cause they are gay as fuck.....they seem to like the ballsack
 
could have been leeches. guess theyre about as bad as each other.

im lucky, never had a run in with either of them.
 
when i was younger (and fatter)

i felt something wierd on my neck

and apparently a large fly had taken shelter in a neck roll under my adam's apple

0_0 scared the crap out of me
 
wtf! it cut off the rest of my post...

anyways right now i have a tick in this like container thing with a cap, its pretty small. there has been a fire under it now for about 30 minutes and the plastic is starting to slightly melt. bwahahah that fucker is suffering as i speak!!
 
I found one that was coming after me, so i threw it on the hot cement and let him burn slowly.

Anyway why do you use salt?
 
yeah its a real small red spot, but now im getting worried i didnt get his pinchers out...i see a really small black speck and im wondering if that is part of him :(
 
I pulled one out of my neck last night. There such little bastards. The spot where I pulled it off hurts when you push it and im wondering if I should go to my doctors
 
I went to go visit my girlfriend and we took her dog out for a walk in the woods and after we came back, she found three ticks on my neck and back. It was messed up.
 
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