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MistaSkier

MistaSkier

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So, me and my friend went to the pool in our neighborhood. You have to understand that our neighborhood isn't the nicest place. My neighbors on one side have been arrested for making amphetamines and the ones on the other side were arrested for selling cocaine. Then there's these two guys who get drunk every night and throw stuff at the houses and then call the little girls who play jumprope 'dirty sluts who should go back to fucking Mexico.' So, it's not the greatest place in the world. Anyway, we went to the pool, and we're just swimming around and then all of a sudden my friend goes 'Oh my God, is that shit?' So I spun around, and floating behind me in the pool is this big brown clump. It's either a log of shit or a very weird looking pinecone. So we jumped out and grabbed the pole that you use to rescue drowning people and poked it to see what it was and broke into all these chunks and then we realized it was definetely shit. So we hauled ass to the manager's house and she shut down the pool then we each went home and I took the longest shower ever and just kept soaping up repeatedly. The worst part is some water probably got in my mouth so I could have E. Coli and I won't know for sure unless I start puking uncontrollably in a week. What I want to know is who took a shit in the pool. It wasn't a dog cause you're not allowed to own dogs where I live. Whoever it was should die. Oh well thanks for listening to my story.

Would you like freedom fries with that?

 
Ever see that one South Park where Cartman takes swimming lessons and all the little kids are at the pool too... yea somethin like that, haha.

 
when i was little someone barfed in the pool when i was taking swimming lessons and i didn't notice...

but that's not as bad as a shit--i'm sorry!

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haha that south park episode was fucking hilarous

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what a lovely story,some kid shit in the public pool like ten years ago,it was fucken nasty cuz it was like diarrhea and stuff

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hahahaha, think about it, u live with dirty scum bags you prolly have all the diseases, it was prolly some black guy who got it in the ass in jail by 5 different guys and is loaded with disease and viruses, and you prolly were swimming and choked on some water or just got a little in ur mouth i would drain my blood if i were you hahahahha, you prolly have some wierd cock disease........ jk that really sucks i would be pissed

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reminds me of cadyshack when the guy threw the baby ruth in the pool and they had to shut it down, haha that was hilarious (sp.). but that sux dude

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Haha yea it reminded me of that too. Thats a great movie, but that really sucks dude. I doubt you will get sick though. Chances are pretty low.

 
shitty.

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I have these friends that are on the swim team, and they said this one time, a 14 year old got out of the pool, and then shit started oozing down his leg. Everybody was all pissed at him that he shit in the pool, and he actually tried to deny that it was shit. He doesnt have any friends.

 
remember that southpark episode when cartman ate stuff threw his ass and shat threw his mouth, that was good too

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a few years ago, on swim team I puked in the pool and they made everybody get out. This year, on swim team, I overworked myself plus I had eaten a medium pizza right before, and I puked in the gutter. It wasn't fun, but nobody had to get out, cause it was in the gutter.

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imagine if you put ur hand in the gutter and u felt barf, that would suck. Maybe you shouldnt eat pizza before swimming

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this reminds me of last summer at attitash...they have waterslides thankfully i wasnt on it at the time, well some kid got pissed at his parents, dropped his pants and blasted one right into the pool

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Some students shit in the water ramp pool at our ski slope, and now everyones scared to use it in case they land on a floater.

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HAHAHA thats sick. But, a good idea. Yeah, i dont think you will get sick man.. Sounds like your neighborhood is just splendid!

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that sucks. u wont get sick, though. the chlorine would kill the e. coli, unless there was no chlorine in the pool.

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