shit, where to start...

Drail

Drail

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alright - how the fuck do chicks put bra's on? I was tryin' it last night and I just couldn't clip it togeather in the back.... do chicks just have freak shoulders and shit? I don't get it.

Darryl Hunt

'Come, LOOK!' friend Amy pointing at a cum stain on Paul's bed.
 
well darryl, when a boy begins to develop into a young man, among other things, there shoulders become broader, this may explain your troubles

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Lord of the Macaroni
 
lol, u actually tried it? Wow, pretty comfy with the sexuality i see :p. Anywayz, u know how there are usually 2 hooks in the back? I do the bottom hook first, then the top hook. Bascally ya just got to try to hook em in. When I first started out, i twisted the whole thing around, did the first hook in front, then twisted in back around and did the other hook...eventually u get the hang of it....try it more often..and you'll be a pro!

 
hmm...i would think youd ask a question about UNDOING a bra on someone else instead of PUTTING it on...whatever rox ur boat..

 
i tried to do that when i was drunk, maybe i was trying too hard, because i dislocated my shoulder.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

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i now have the utmost respect for bra bearing females.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
taking them off is pretty easy. Putting them on must be crazy hard if you dislocated your shoulder trying it.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
wrap ur minds around this one, they have to not only put them on, they have to do it with their boobies in the cups

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Lord of the Macaroni
 
ive put on my gfs bra before,its funny,cuz i got huge pecs from workin out so its looks funny

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
How is putting a bra on hard? My friend freaked out cuz he didn't know which clip to put it on after he undid my bra when he was giving me a massage on ski bus cause there were like 3 different 'choices'. Then when I told him to pick one, it took him like 5 minutes to do the hooks. Strange guys...

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
Hmm never had the pleasure of trying. Seems like the bringing it in front idea would work swell.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
 
bras are easy to do up,you gotta have the magic hands like me

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
where would we get a boner in the first place?

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
^good

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wait, cuz i'm odd.. i was just thinkin:

If a guy duct tapes his wienis to his thigh or something, and he has a boner...then would the tape just come undone? would it look funny? would it hurt? or would it hold? Cuz I mean, you could totally hide a boner that way, walkin around wearing a load of duct tape...hey! when you were done, you'd get a Free BikiNi WaX too!

 
I'm sure we're all wondering the same thing ...

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
 
did anyone ever see that episode of The Man Show where Jimmy Kimmel goes around town and bets girls that he can take their bras off in less than ten seconds? he does like 3 of them in ten seconds, it's great.

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wtf huckbuni, haha, why would you tape it

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u scare me. what else did yhou try out?

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',its funny,cuz i got huge pecs from workin out so its looks funny' t...ta.....tooL!

Patrick

patproductions.com
 
sport the boner! why the hell would you tape that shit down, you got to show it off!

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No, boners are nasty...especially if ur freak dancing with a guy that u dont know and you feel their boner...yuck

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
ok, sometimes, somebody 'rises to the ocasion' when a chik is doin somethin really awesome when we dance. Like rub her ass on me, and make these moaning sounds

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
my gf touched my boner and we werent even going,her eyes got all big but she liked it

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
this was before i dislocated my shoulder...

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
believe it or not gyrating motion to the crotch is what is supposed to cause a boner, so getting agry when you freak dance with some guy and there is alot of contact cause he got a boner is just plain stupid. unless they have massive 'cock control' like me. which many people do not, and it is really just the ability to gut off blood flow. so stop whinning

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

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Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
it's just nasty sometimes, I'm not whining about it cause I know guys can't stop it.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
what would you consider a boner, just growth, or hard as lead, pointy as a sword.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
I'm talking about people I dun know at dances.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
i call mine a purple headed yogurt slinger

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
well you could take it as a compliment, that u turn a lotta guys on.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner,

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
same thing happenned to me at 'the blue oyster', funny there was only men, and masculine women.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
believe it or not gyrating motion to the crotch is what is supposed to cause a boner, so getting agry when you freak dance with some guy and there is alot of contact cause he got a boner is just plain stupid. unless they have massive 'cock control' like me. which many people do not, and it is really just the ability to gut off blood flow. so stop whinning

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
You just said that, no need to say it again. and I do believe I explained myself.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
you just posted that like 10 posts up, fag

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Viva la Resistance!

 
a boner is when a man and a woman want to make babies.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
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