Shit.... walked in on brother

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steezy_doge

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so about 10 mins ago i got home from chilling with a bunch of friends and my brother was at home and he has been home since lunch and i came in and had a present so i was going to go up to his room and throw it to him and he knew i was home cause i yelled to him is the dog fed and he said no so i fed th edog and walked down to his room and he could hear me and i opened his door and he was having sex with his girlfriend and so i just closed the door and laughed and walked away cause he saw me and so did his gf...

and its super fucking awkward now lol hes 16 and been dating for like almost 2 years with her..

what do i do?

i guess i should have kinda expected him to be having sex cause he's home alone all day with his gf so yeah but what do i do? do i just say hey sorry about that or just keep it awkward like idk what to do....

inb4 "OP should have joined them"
 
topic:steezy_doge said:
inb4 "OP should have joined them"
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This.

At least throw out the offer. Be like "hey there what's yur tits, ever been DP'd?"

I mean if you're striking out I feel like the brotherly thing to do is to share. Also you said they knew you were home, they made no attempt to keep you out of the room. IT's obvious they wanted you to walk in.

Maybe they're exhibitionists? You could have at least sat in the corner and jerked it.

Idk, better luck next time?
 
Pull out your filming rig, and rollerblade around the room getting cool tracking shots. Make an edit, upload, pretty much guaranteed video of the day.

I don't think the mods would have a problem with it.
 
13269843:steezy_doge said:
i'm older then my brother...
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i dont understand how this is awkward. im younger than my bro and he's walked in on me having sex and ive walked in on him doing the deed, its not awkward at all, its part of being in a relationship...we usually just high five afterwards, get high and play video games...
 
didn't even bother to ask if you could slip a finger or two in, or at least ask if you could sit and crank down in the corner? OP sucks chodes.
 
Don't even mention it to him. He knows. Look him straight dead in the eye next time you see him. Be the alpha male.
 
Def ignore it and make it as awkward as possible. Drop subtle hints when your rents are in the room, not enough where you parents will think anything of it, but enough where he starts to freak out that your going to tell them.
 
13270186:uyghur said:
Look on the bright side... He could've been with a guy
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Oh god no! A gay brother. The world would end.

13270426:AT-AT said:
Def ignore it and make it as awkward as possible. Drop subtle hints when your rents are in the room, not enough where you parents will think anything of it, but enough where he starts to freak out that your going to tell them.
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Lolz. So cruel. If you're going this route you might as well get some extortion action up in there.
 
13269843:steezy_doge said:
i'm older then my brother...
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How? How could anyone over the age of 16 be able to produce such a shitty sentence, a paragraph long and still not be in special school and have proof he's mentally retarded? Your parents kept it hidden right?
 
13270766:E__ said:
How? How could anyone over the age of 16 be able to produce such a shitty sentence, a paragraph long and still not be in special school and have proof he's mentally retarded? Your parents kept it hidden right?
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hey now
 
13270766:E__ said:
How? How could anyone over the age of 16 be able to produce such a shitty sentence, a paragraph long and still not be in special school and have proof he's mentally retarded? Your parents kept it hidden right?
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okay, about the run on sentence i wasn't really paying attention. I was just kinda putting my thoughts on the page without thinking... sooo yeah sorry about that i will try to think about my typing next time.
 
13269877:thedawg said:
its not awkward at all, its part of being in a relationship...we usually just high five afterwards, get high and play video games...
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How times have changed
 
13274159:theabortionator said:
[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CBMNasCqlyw[/video]

Not sure why embed didn't work on my phone. Round 2?
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You can guarantee I won't be pressing that link on this thread....
 
13274586:applegangster said:
i walked in on my best friend once balls deep in my girlfriends pussy
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I did the same thing and I just confronted him about it gave him props for it and now its just a joke between us
 
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