Shit (The real Shit Thread)

[Aliant]

I need money.. i need like 120$ I need to get it fast.. Ideas please(not stealing it)

 

[jimmychung]

donate sperm, you get $50 a shot.

 

[Aliant]

WHat really. wow where at.

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

sell your body to fat chicks

 

[.John.]

sell a kidney, or an eyeball. you only need one of each

 

[skifree919]

sperm banks.. look one up

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

while your at it sell an arm and a leg..

 

[snoopy]

no way

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

...really? haha

 

[poncho]

do you have to be 18 to donate sperm?

 

[.John.]

or a lung, or a testicle, what else do you have two of? I guess you could sell 90% of your brain, since you only use like 10%

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

and you can sell 90%of your heart too

 

[BargainBinLaden]

yeah but then thats weird knowing that you have a kid somewhere out there in the world, that would get to me

 

[[~_~]]

^says the guy with boobies in their dp.

 

[timmi]

whore your body to lonely truckers.

 

[Forum*]

What the? I thought you were banned?

 

[TheKASSEROLE]

Give Bjs to guys, how do you think my crack addiction started?

 

[Aenigma]

You want a popcicle? I got a whole cooler of them in my basement....

 

[FUUUCK]

$50 to spank my monkey hot damn!

 

[Von]

hey where's that muscley armed paper boy been

 

[TheKASSEROLE]

I mean continue my crack addiction

 

[Powdahound]

haha i wonder if there is a limit on how often an individual could donate.. cause 50$ a day is enought to live on

 

[Swick825]

i was actually thinking it would be tight to have a shit load of me running around the world.

 

[drewishish]

well i jack off atleast once a day......

 

[[~_~]]

NO! I was not banned. Why do people keep saying that?

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

because lat blammed you for posting that unspeakable vid

 

[nickmcnutt]

!? im going to be rich

 

[masterexploder]

i will buy your soul for 120

 

[moc]

yeh im for sellin urself to fat rich chicks..

 

[duhamelski]

you can also donate your blood for like $40

 

[moc]

i think donating blood is voluntary.. ??

 

[duhamelski]

not always. a lot of places will pay for it. escpecially if you have a rare blood type

 

[moc]

sweet.. thanks for that. . im rich haha

 

[december]

^ i think it's just plasma that you can make money off of.

even the rarest blood types are purely based on donations.

 

[[~_~]]

Lateralis blamed me for that? what an ass gasket.

 

[Download-My-Apps]

its okay he's banned now

 

[P-JO]

Play poker online for money.

 

[chapz]

yeah, my friend might do that, for fun, hes amazing but i wonder how he would do in real money??

 

[wdbo.]

incredibly popular response

 

[wdbo.]

says the guy with gay pride for his icon

 

[supersteez420]

start an escort servive it a 2 way pay off ypu get layed and payed

 

[newschooler7]

that doesent make sense. isent donating for free

 

[Tinga]

but you have to do not do it for like 3 days and you cant smoke for like 3 weeks or something like that

 

[Gigantaface]

sell weed

 

[eastAR5]

sell alcholol or weed at any boarding school

 

[squibble]

booooo

 

[garrett.]

u callned me an ass gasket today

 

[Anathema]

i'd pay to watch you eat your own shit

 

[Ddrem]

ill raise the bid to 135 (not even joking)

 

[Leckett]

150

 

[bangarangmules]

^what would you do with a soul anyway?