Shit that everybody should be able to do

get head

give head...haha just kiddin

ski naked

ski in a gorrilla suit

build a smoke shack in the woods at your local mountain

(ours is pretty baller)

 
Hmm ok.

-Run a Stoner mile, Just under 10 minutes. My buddie and I have done it in 8, right after blazin.

-Roll your own doob. (i've had kids ask me to)

-Rip a bong (girls can get very confused)

-Make an apple piece

-Make a fire

 
im 4/5 and i have mounted my own skis before, but just for water ramps. why would i do it when a pro will do it for free and they have the jigs
 
bump, interesting thread, I still think everyone should learn how to change a bike tire at least.

I still can't ski..
 
I would agree with amped 2 (amped 3 doesn't count, barely the same game), EMBED A VIDEO FROM YOUTUBE, shotgunning a beer is a good one, and grill meat without drying it out
 
-conceal an untimely erection.

and

-efficiently navigate television menus, and intuitively flip back just as a show comes back from commercial

 
know how an engine works, People should also be able to hold their liquor enough to the point where they pass out before they puke
 
keep it hard after a late night of drunkeness even if u just want pass out between her legs

jerk off when theres people in ur house

take a dump in the woods

change a spare tire

bump an epic thread
 
drop a 15 ft cliff high

shit on somebodys house

text faster than you can type on a computer

eat 3 or more chipotle burrittos

chug hot sauce

build a decent kicker

streak 10 blocks or more
 
If it's big enough to require stitches I'd rather leave it to a doctor who actually knows what he's doing then me who can get it closed but not well...
 
These are all lists of shit you can do that you want to brag about, skiing, and smoking.

What about people who don't smoke? Why should they be able to 'roll a doobie'

Or people who don't drive a car? Do they have to learn to drive a stick? Maybe they ride a bike.

The only legitimate one that I can remember is locating the United States on a map.

 
i cant do some of those, i cant gainer off a backbaord. but many off those are good skills in general.
 
hahahaah winner.

but id say

start a fire

change a flat tire

change oil

drive stick

ride a bike

 
oh thats funny aaron i recall yesterday you trying to ride a skate board and you fell in a creek? oh maybe you were doing kickflips down in that creek huh YOU FUCKING LIAR
 
solve a rubik's cube

know how to play texas holdem, blackjack, etc.

start a conversation with an unkown female

swim

row a rowboat

ride a skateboard

skip a rock

throw a football, frisbee, baseball, etc.

shoot a free throw correctly

hit a baseball

shave their pubes

play billiards/ping pong/pinball/darts/beer pong

solve sudoku/crossword puzzles

dance

tailgate

tie a tie

play guitar hero/gta/mario kart (n64)/madden

I'll think of more later
 
roll a doobie inside out? huh?

And reptar, only one of your things on your list has nothing to do with weed.
 
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