Shit that everybody should be able to do

[dlite!]

roll a doobie. inside out

drive a real car. manual

mount your own skis. drill

open a beer w/ a lighter.

hook up w/ the girls on the chris hansen show.

 

[Jake...]

nice thread .................

 

[Caveman.]

ha ha i have only done two of them. i will put the others on my list

 

[fdsa]

Change motor oil

 

[Microcosm]

run a mile in 14 minutes. c'mon, that's a fast walk.

 

[jimmychung]

i'm 0 for 5, but i think you're mistaking that for the list of 'shit that asshole's are known to do'

 

[hotdog.garbage]

hammer a fucking nail

change a tire

build a fence

throw a punch

work a bbq

shotgun a beer

 

[A_Thomas]

roll a spliff

kickflip

backflip on a trampoline

gainer on a diving board

a pullup

play amped 2 well

hook up a trailer

change a tire

tie a good knot

play (at least some) guitar

attach skis to a backpack

set up a tent quickly

take down a tent quickly

camp in general (cook), backpack

hit a golf ball

play (at least some) piano

wakeboard

drop in on a halfpipe?

a mute grab

a safety grab

a flat box

...im sure theres more.

 

[IcePointa]

Eat

Sleep

Fuck

Ski

Poop

Die

 

[Holte]

Except for hooking up with the girls on the chris hansen show, kickflipping, and gainering off a diving board, i'm doing pretty well so far in this thread.

 

[zylstra]

get castrated......everybodys doing it.

 

[StanMcStanson]

assholes mount their own skis? who doesnt mount their own skis? i guess that means almost everyone that skis is an asshole

 

[ninjea]

RIDE A FUCKING BIKE.

i actually know a few people who can't ride a bike. its just sad

 

[[]Soul_Steeze[]]

you should add...

shotgun a beer

ski from the top of your mt to the base while switch

sew your own wound closed (assuming its big enough to require stiches)

 

[jimmychung]

yeah i worded that wrong, don't know why i said it like that.

probably just jealousy for never having done any.

well the only ones i care about are driving manual and mounting my own skis, but nonetheless.

 

[japanada]

mans got it right here.

 

[Hannah.]

haha i concure im 0 for 5 also

 

[Ryanvdonk]

why would i want to open a beer with a lighter? sounds like it would warm it up.

 

[thelazyboy]

its refering to opening a non-twist beer cap . the actual way to go is with a table corner or something now thats a useful thing to learn

 

[Ruski]

thats the idea right there

 

[GatoGordo]

no, you gotta do it with a small rock, that comes in handy more.

 

[skijunkiedtm]

chainsaw is where its at

 

[hurrisun]

NOT!!!

 

[603skier]

haha i can in 6

 

[603skier]

i can do that!

 

[maclem]

nahopen a beer with another beer.

 

[sconnyFC]

the 3 S's

shit

shower

shave

 

[P.J.S.]

shaving's for girls and road cyclists.

 

[babujib]

if amped 3 counts im doing pretty well

 

[JaphyRyder]

amped 2 is the best game ever created

 

[StanMcStanson]

lol yeah...some of the other stuff was gay, but driving manual and mounting skis is a must. and i dont even have a liscence yet.

 

[fourhundred]

gainer on a diving board?

what does gainer mean? sorry for my nobbiness ahead of time

 

[Lineskiah11]

amen. but amped 3 is acceptable i guess.....

 

[Microcosm]

a frontflip. or is it back?

 

[.scott.]

jump off facing forward and do a backflip

 

[GreekAR6]

sounds good to me...

 

[Caveman.]

i think your just a pussy. i must be mistaken i never thought that you had to be an asshole to drive a stick or mount your own skis

 

[rudager]

i can do those

 

[[]Soul_Steeze[]]

good for you

 

[lyndon]

I can only mount skis from your list. Im learning on a stick-shift in a week or so.

 

[Jamesl48]

Locate the United States on a globe

If you can't do that, you don't deserve to live here

 

[CrazedSkier1080]

im doing pretty well from everyones list. im glad im good at life

 

[dlite!]

shot gun a beer is the only one that makes it.

 

[TheMoostafian]

you just covered everything

 

[charmander]

same

 

[kyle_w]

amen to changing motor oil

 

[sack]

I can do none of that original list, but I can change my bike tire, and fix/replace various other parts of it.

 

[ECfreeski3]

catch keys that are thrown to you

 

[steevner]

open a beer with a body part that isn't your hands

 

[MistaFab]

done.

 

[Nicholas.]

i can open one with my eye socket. seriously.

haha this thread is hilarious ill try some

-every man should drive a truck at least for some point in is life.

-kill an animal bigger than a squirell.

-shoot a gun