shit talking

[freeskier53]

what are some funny ass thing to say to people when shitt talking or about to fight for example

'im gunna fuckstart ur snot box bitch'

 

[*BeckyK*]

yo' mamma jokes work quite nicely... esp. if you can come up with more than the other person

 

[j.bird]

i say so uhm....... and then just punch them in the nose and then laugh afterwards. It's quite funny.

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-Jordan-

'you pissed on a Black guy?! ......thats horrible-PJ

Like its any different than pissing on a white man, some people boggle my mind. hows that for race equality, in our backasswards society

'Proud Member of the NS Praetorian Guard

Viva La Praetorian Bitches'

 

[InfernoHits]

say 'The only smart thing that ever came out of your mouth was Einstiens dick, you bitch'

 

[*BeckyK*]

^^ thats good!

 

[PowderCanuck]

call em a 'facehead.' And while they're sitting there confused trying to figure out what the fuck a facehead is, punch em in the face.

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Screw this I'm going skiing

 

[ECfreeski3]

^brilliant!

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.

 

[steeziemaster]

that einstein thing is the best thing ive ever heard

'slap I'll bitch you!'-1260 man

 

[SteezePatrol]

look at the person, then open your mouth to say something, but instead of a witty comment, yell 'bitch!' and kick them in the balls

Sheldon

 

[Sashac]

^^ ooh even better, don't yell bitch, scream bitch as loud as you can really high pitched. ah, that made me chuckle.

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kind of hot?

 

[t-roy]

'you like thunderstorms big boy??'

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[Von]

you fuckin kill them cause they say stezze every other word god it gets anoying spence

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you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right

 

[LostCarKeys]

Naw just get in real close during a fight and be like 'I AM GAY' people are always so homophobic they get off then punch then in the face as they back away...

 

[169_pistols]

why would u ask that, cant think of nething urself to be funny and show off in front of ur friends

 

[EastcoastAR5]

say if you fight me i will burn all of your living family alive....wait uhhh sorry i have to go

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HAHAHA YOU BITCHES MY DADS LAWYER, MICHAEL J KAUFMANN IS ALREDY INVESTIGATING LATS POSTS ON NS AND WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION

APPARENTLY I CAN ALSO SUE NS for condoning harrassment AND SHUT THIS FUCKIN SITE DOWN! -ATLANTASKI

 

[KingShit]

Shit talking is for pussies, if you are actually going to do something then you might as well skip all the bullshit and go straight to curb stomping.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 

[DrGonzo729]

instead of shit talking just give him an arabian gas mask when he goes to sleep

I don't need no arms around me
I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall