Shit Snerrberrderrs Say

[theabortionator]

"My knuckles hurt"

"Lets sit down in the middle of the trail"

 

[El_Barto.]

I suck his dick if you guys watch

 

[.Hugo.]

What are those gay skiers doing in the snowboard park

My ass hurts

 

[theabortionator]

"Let's go down a double black and falling leaf all the snow off the steep spots"

 

[LOLZfajitas]

they scream in pain, #stabsnowboarders

 

[Mingg]

"Fuck the flats"

 

[theabortionator]

"Wait for me guiz!" While they struggle to strap in or on the flats.

 

[.Hugo.]

"I grab indy for every trick"

 

[RockNRollNghtClb]

skiers stopped being gangsters? well they're about 3 years late

 

[theabortionator]

"Can I borrow your polls"

 

[Just_Send_It]

"I wish I could ski"

 

[theabortionator]

"Can I borrow your polls"

Polez

*DERP

 

[El_Barto.]

Im ugly and a loser and im not good at anything and nobody likes me not even OPs mom and i suck at everything and El_Barto is much cooler than me but chicken is still a narb

 

[CheddarJack]

I get it. It's funny because OP snowboards.

 

[-WZ-]

do a pizza

 

[.Hugo.]

"i bought a rockered board because im too big of a pussy to be able to press with a cambered one"

 

[uyghur]

can i get a tow?

 

[assface]

"watch me 50-50 this box"

 

[theabortionator]

"Shawn white is so kewl"

 

[ethanfrayne]

I don't know if this shit only happens around were I live but I ALWAYS see snowboarders stop, lay down on the box on their stomachs, and spin themselves in a circle on top of the box for atleat 2 minutes.

 

[Mingg]

My friends do this sometimes. They'll fall on something really easy and then blame it on not being bound in right. But everyone knows they just aren't very good lol

 

[Mr.LemonPie]

Snowboard Gabber

 

[K-Dot.]

"Bro."

"Have you seen The Art of Flight?"

"Have you seen Horgasm?"

"Tech Nine is actually pretty cool."

"Skiing looks so easy"

"No, let's go somewhere else, I don't wanna cat track."

"Wait, I'm still strapping in guys."

"I meant to precarve."

"Sage Kotsenburg."

 

[SquattingDog]

"Dude, my front board wasn't even zeached".

 

[Brocka_Flocka]

"I thought I was the only one with the Colorado Never Summer sticker!"

 

[tinkytwinky]

"Fuck the flats"

hahahaha

 

[theabortionator]

Snowboard Gabber

Nah broski. This is skiers talking about sneerberrrderrs. Snerrbeerrd gabber is for god damn knuckle draggers.

I fell like I'll get a disease just by clicking that forum.

 

[Turkelton]

Nah broski. This is skiers talking about sneerberrrderrs. Snerrbeerrd gabber is for god damn knuckle draggers.

I fell like I'll get a disease just by clicking that forum.

le meme master general secret snowboarder man being le trolling

 

[DoctorNitrogen]

"Im better than you and its harder for me"

 

[APunx176]

I don't know if this shit only happens around were I live but I ALWAYS see snowboarders stop, lay down on the box on their stomachs, and spin themselves in a circle on top of the box for atleat 2 minutes.

No, but I wish it did. That sounds really funny.

 

[triss]

hopefully i can land this on a skateboard

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

its easier on skis cus 2 sticks

skiings gay

 

[Mingg]

"If it's got two planks, spray it"

 

[Alexhiglo]

Lets drink water and wear black

 

[Lil_Beefy]

"Maybe if we all lay down at the top of the lift we can talk shit to skiers"

 

[theabortionator]

Did you see me? I got like 12 feet of air of that!

 

[dtwizzle]

"i like cock"

 

[phazan]

"what does a guy gotta do to get his dick sucked around here?!"

"i wish i skied"

"gee, i suck dick"

"wish i could suck some dick right about now"

 

[lgward]

*in the food line* "Can I borrow like twenty bucks?"

"Are those next year's goggles?"

"Are you sponsored?"

"BANGER!"

"Fucking gapers are everywhere!"

"Sketchy!"

*when a skier slides his ski on top of their board in the lift line* "Come on dude, have some respect."

"Yo hold up I gotta strap in!"

"DROPPING!!"

 

[mike759]

"I'm homosexual"

"I love having my body thrown forward on my face every time I catch an edge"

 

[Ryan111]

They'll fall on something truly simple and afterward point the finger at it on not being bound in right.

 

[lurking]

They'll fall on something truly simple and afterward point the finger at it on not being bound in right.

Sick bump bro!!!

 

[C_dub]

"I wonder if I look cool using my friends poles to push around the flats"

 

[lickmyballs]

"You guys don't understand skiing is so much easier than snowboarding"

 

[Emma_Watson]

j

 

[veng_m]

#alwaysfrenchfry

 

[c0ntentcreat0r]

"BS boardslides are for sissy's who don't wanna get sponsored"

"Wait, what is Drink Water anyways?"

 

[c0ntentcreat0r]

"I wonder if I look cool using my friends poles to push around the flats"

"Yeah dude, snerberdin with poles is hesh"

 

[MooreofAndrew]

this:

 

[Steezymikcreeby]

"That skier has F-T boots"

 

[zakattack66]

this:

I sent that thing perfect he says.