Shit skiers say

[snugs]

"my toes are cold"

"you need full tilts"

"bang it out"

"bro"

"fucking boarders"

"whats the length on that hoodie?"

"mom, can i borrow your credit card?"

keep it going

inb4 op jokes

 

[theabortionator]

"this has never been done before"

 

[Sir_SkrillALot]

"im gay"

 

[.FRY.]

"Get off the landing"

 

[casey_cope]

"My shins hurt"

 

[tigerrstyle]

can you see the red light

 

[Puzzled]

"feed me"

 

[bighomieflock]

"Hi"

"Hello"

"Hey what's up"

"How's your day going"

 

[Michael_Thatcher]

 

[milk_man]

'pretz'

'OPs mom is hot'

'OPs dad is hot'

'OPs sister is hot'

'free food?!!??'

 

[humpty]

Dude can I borrow a dollar for some 10 dollar fries

 

[~Turquoise]

'Fuckin snowboarders'

 

[kim_jong_ill]

"Was that dumped?"

"Did you get the shot?"

"That was dope bro"

"So hesh"

"So thug"

"Do a backflip"

"Go big or go home"

"Just send it"

"Follow me in"

"Can I follow you in?"

"How fast should I go?"

 

[kim_jong_ill]

"Pee in her butt"

 

[Dubal]

"stay on the landing"

 

[drewolson24]

dont know if the link will work but this is a video for any locals in MN. Fuckin love it

 

[vandersteeze]

"Hi there, how are things?"

 

[Calb3rt]

 

[j.var]

"I think I bent my pole"

 

[steezyclezy]

is this meant to be what shit (bad) skiers say or is it shit that skiers say

 

[CrapBandit]

"are you high?"

 

[HappySoda]

"We need more goat semen"

 

[Nate_Dawg]

"did I stomp that?"

"I came so close to stomping that, that counts right?!"

 

[Nacho+]

"OP just say this video for the first time"

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

"dude that was like a dub misty 1440 venom grab to pretzel Ray Charles out yo"

"nah it was way more of a triple cork screamin semen octo grab into a k fed on the donkey dick."

 

[Atomika09]

Calling it a margarine everytime a brotha comes up short on their landings

 

[soulskier]

Fucking snowboarders

 

[crimeenthusiast]

"Fuck my snowpants are caught in my bindings"

 

[KillerPow]

[video]

 

[Brule.]

But MOOOOMM, I WANTED XXXXL SAGA!

 

[KillerPow]

[video]http://youtu.be/aeSbgy_MAfg[/video]

 

[C.DeJohn]

slug

 

[montanan]

" that pow was up to my nipples !"

 

[MartianMan]

bro

 

[bakerpunk]

"you got an extra beer?"

 

[why_not_jib]

"My arches"

"I need to get my boots off"

"My din just isn't high enough"

"This bindings are shit"

"I need to cut my toenails"

"I should really get some mittens"

"That jacket's too small"

"Fucking gapers"

"There's too much ice"

"They should have separate lifts for good skiers"

"I'm the best skier on this hill"

 

[yangumane]

"wanna grab some rental poles before we leave?"

 

[arnie_grape]

MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN

 

[MisoSoup]

" do you know tom wallisch?"

" are you sponsored ??!"

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Fuck, I have to shit.

 

[Greenburg]

"get off the landing!"

"you sponsored?'

 

[Tent]

"send it"

"im baked"

 

[Willard]

"Iz you rolling? BITCH I MIGHT BE"

 

[dtwizzle]

"look at that fucking gaper"

 

[CoyoteJenkins]

"My ankles!"

"My ankles are broken!"

"His ankles are broken."

"I got broken ankles! AHHHH!"

 

[Lé.Skiing]

"Hang on I have snow on the bottom of my boot."

 

[fredyferl]

I never get tired of someone claiming what trick he's done when no one has asked him

 

[theorolfs]

"Is it on?"

"Is the red light blinking?"

"should i hit it?"

"Hows the landing?"

 

[Zimmy]

"How's your day going"

Well, add "Yo, did you fart" and that's what self-proclaimed ski boss said at end of recent edit to headphone girl.

Like I give a f###

Anyway, real shit skiers are usually yelling at their friends from the chair because they're so slow and they've been left behind.

 

[FreeskiThe603]

Yo dude I think thats [insert pro/am/famous skier's name here]!

 

[JimmyRecard]

Do a triple