Shit question...

[Tz1080]

so i've been in this big debate.. after you take a shit when you wipe your ass, do you stand up or sit down while wiping?

personally i stand.

 

[SiverMike]

stand and lean forward, and go for the around and under the right ass cheek with the right hand.

 

[Tz1080]

basically exactly what i do, i personally think sitting is wierd, and just too hard to get your hand between your ass and the seet..

 

[Typical]

i stand up and walk over to my rug, sit down again with my cheeks spread and drag myself across the floor.

 

[errrka]

i'm pretty sure thats what my dog does....

 

[slaydave]

i cant afford toilet paper so i usually just squeeze one last time really hard and give my ass a good shake...

 

[andy_boy]

Uh... sit down... always... the seat spreads the cheeks open haha...

 

[andy_boy]

(And lean forwards...)

 

[suji.fnacks]

so corny.

 

[soulskier]

go behind and on the right

 

[Capt.Flannel]

Well I have to stand up because I have a stand that holds my toilet paper and I walk over and rub my butt on it in a similar fashion that a bear scratches its back.

 

[mothaeast]

yeah, right hand over right side standing up. while sitting is for girls.

 

[godfrey]

i know thats the way to go

 

[Nicholas.]

i just sit and let the searchbar get up in there nice and deep like, cleans up shop nicely.

 

[1becker3]

it never even occured to me to stand, maybe ill try it.

 

[d.spong]

ever try wipin with your left hand? very difficult

 

[sniper_6]

people actually stand? dont you feel retarded standing up wiping your ass with your pants down around your ankles? i thought everone just leaned to a side to lift one asscheek so they could wipe.

 

[leckett1]

half n half really...i do the beginning dirty work sitting and i finish up standing

 

[Silister]

Never thought to stand... definitely sitting, leaning forward, right hand and clean er good.

 

[sconnyFC]

standing is for children under 6. just like pulling your pants to your ankles to piss.

 

[Mat.]

hahah theres some classic old threads on this topic..

I used to kinda stabd up a lil, like crouching and leaning I guess.. but now I just remain seated and whipe, much easier now.

 

[xAtticusx]

stand and crouch kinda

 

[cmeriptahoe]

its not like a full stand. its just really to get the ass off the seat so there is room to wipe. i would still say its a seated position just then angle is more than 90 degrees at the knees. maybe somewhere around 114. haha.