What boots should I get?
What skis should I get?
RAWWRRR MY SKIS FELL APART! And I've only been hitting rails with them for like...3 seasons! Think I can get a free pair?
Swag, SWaGGG, #hashtagswag #swag?
Hipters suck
Skrillex isn't dubstep
Fuck modern rap, I only listen to Woo Taingg and Biggie
OFGTWOSPTTA?XDDW@($*%AA FUCK SCHOOL, BURN SHIT, KILL PEOPLE
...I think I covered most of the bases there.