exactly how my family is, dad is impossible his mind is set, i smoke the devils herb. my mom catches me blazing nightly and asks if i have any clothes i need washed or something like that haha
but i would definitely figure out if your dad used to burn because then it would be easier to talk to him about it. This happened to me, and my dad changed his mindset completely. Also stay relaxed during the conversation and dont lie because then that just leads to worse shit
You need to distracted them from finding your bud and make them appriciate you
I suggest jumping in front of a moving car that will take their mind of it
I just caught by the police with 20 gs on me so consider yourself lucky that it is only your parents. but just play it cool, own up to it and act like you're sorry and you regret the decision. worked well enough for me anyway, good luck bud