Shit my parents found my stash... again

hank_hill

hank_hill

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ok shit, i come home from a track meet last night and i go to look where i keep my stash(all i had was a pipe and a lighter) and its gone, so i didnt worry too much, i thought i might have put it somewhere else. so i got to sleep, and i wake up this morning and my phone is gone off the charger... im positive my parents know now. my first time getting caught was horrible, and bad. what should i do this time???? im freaking out
 
yep, i have a whole school day and track practice before i have to see them again so im trying to think wat im gunna say... fuck
 
Do something heroic. I'm sure they'll forget about the bad stuff

like...

Save a baby

Stop a terrorist

Put out a fire

Glue chad's back together
 
this is not good!now your only option is to change your identity, for now on you will become rat boy. you must lurk in the sewers below and never return to your family again, you must start a new family.

or you could just talk it out... that may be the best way, get that shit straight, or you could just not bring it up but i would just talk to em.
 
OH NO JIMMY!!!!!!!!!! You need to find a better place to hide your shit bro. Just talk to them straight up about it. Tell them you haven't smoked for quite a while and that you just left it there because you didn't know what else to do with it. That's all i can think of now, but I'll let you know if I think of a better idea. Oh and I'm gonna text your phone and be like "hey jimmy do you still have that fat sack?... can you hook me up with a quad of dank?".... hahaha JOKES!!!
 
man dont get yourself thinking to much, its fine, everyone gets into a situation like this its part of it... just communicate... sorry for the dub post but where were you hiding it anyway???
 
Walk in and say "Where'd you put my ganja bitch?" as if you've been horribly wronged. Then post results.
 
walk in and when she's holding your pipe be like "bitch I ain't yo man" grab it and walk away.

nah but seriously, exact same thing happened to me a month ago. It sucks but there's really nothing you can do but take it. If you want to make excuses you could say the pipe wasn't yours. That would be kinda hard with the lighter with it though. Just take it man, It sucks. I know exactly how you feel but time goes on!
 
haha well nothing to helpful, but all the jokes in this thread calmed me down so, thanks for that(i liked the rat boy one the most +K) i talked to one of my teachers and that helped too
 
You are on the track team, so tell your mom you believe smoking pot is the only way to 5 Olympic Gold medals, if it worked for Michael Phelps, it can work for you. Completely blame it on your desire to succeed at all costs.
 
Jimbo!! Dude I don't really know what to tell you to tell your parents... mine were always chill and never made a big deal about it so I didn't really need to come up with excuses. But man... you need to get a creative hiding spot!!!! The STINGER was so tiny, that thing could have been hid pretty much anywhere. Hopefully it all works out for ya bud.
 
educate yourself about weed so when your parents tell you its bad you can tell them the truth find honest figures and facts and dont make shit up if you show them that its actually not bad and that you cared enough to learn about the effects of it they wont care as much. my parents used to be completely against me smoking and once i showed them it wasnt bad my mom is pro legalization now and the only thing that gets them mad is when i smoke and drive.
 
how much did your pipe cost? I hope it wasnt some expensive ass motherfucker, but at the same time, I really hope you weren't carting around some cheap ass acrylic or metal bowl.
 
have you ever seen "the union:the buisness behind getting high"? you can find it on google video. if you have never watched i, then watch it..then make your parents watch it and then discuss what you have both learned. it will hopefully change there minds
 
just feel lucky it was your parents. talk to them straight up. tell them not to make problems out of stuff thats not problems, and that you use it responsibly. when it becomes a problem (it most likely will) they can make a big deal out of it them. thats all i got. honesty goes a long way with the rents.

and thank god or allah or buddah or whoever your not in my shoes right now.
 
tell your parents that you never actually smoked you just had that stuff to show off so ppeople think your cool. then tell them that you now know weed is a stupid thing to do and dosent make you look good.

I did this and they were all like okay im glad you learned
 
Tell them you've been afraid you won't be able to make them proud of you and that you've been depressed and you know the affects from pot help you and that your really really sorry. Just keeps you calm instead of making drastic measures.
 
This.

When i got caught i just kept calm, told the truth and it wasn't as bad as i thought.

My brother, on the other hand, flipped shit and it went alot worse for him.
 
if it hasnt been that long since u got caught before say it was from way before they caught u and u didint even know it was there... dont panic act as if u didint notice it was gone and jsut be like wtf wheres my phone what did i do? ya diggg!
 
hmmm this is odd, i havent got my phone back, but nothing has been said to me yet... should i be more worried?
 
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ITS TRUE

IDK dude just talk thru it i guess???
 
tell them that its just a plant and you're not hurting anyone. thats what i tell mine and they are really chill about it now
 
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