Shit My Dad Says

[ski_ENDUB]

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsaysmakes me almost want to get a twitter account

 

[roaklee]

bwahahaha. I've always wished i had someone in my life like that

 

[weenox]

shits hilarious, apparently they signed him for a TV show. wanna take bets as to how long it will last?

 

[ski@jaypeak2]

awesome my threads for later

 

[Peter.]

better:

http://twitter.com/shitbrogansays

 

[CypressGrove]

holy shit. that must be an awesome thanksgiving

 

[Brenone]

"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

they are all great but these 2 made me LOL in my office. the girl that sits outside of my door thinks im crazy.

 

[*steeze_is_good]

Thats actually sick

 

[OhMyBosh]

I lol'd so fucking much

 

[T-Holt]

Hahaha, so good.

 

[ski_ENDUB]

not bad for moving back home to live with your parents at 29. some people would cry, this guy tweets