SHIT!!! How to fix a cut in my pants

DJCrazyA

DJCrazyA

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So, my pants went emo on me today and decided to mysteriously get a cut in them. Should I get like an iron on patch and try to place it in the inside and patch it up or what? They are Oakley Puffy 3.6's
 
sew them up, and put boat sealant on them... it will give them a bajillion waterproof in that on spot.

I did it to my sessions pants. works like a fuckin charm.
 
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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
 
uuuuuumm yeeeaaah, listen milton im gonna need you to go ahead and move that desk back a few more feet. sooooo yeeeeeeaaaah.
 
you cant sew?

didnt you ever take home ec

or maybe im a fag

shit

wait no it was required

its all good

just have yo mum teach you
 
Sew it closed, then seam grip (which you can buy at any decent outdoors store) it as well to keep it waterproof.

If you don't know how to sew or have a machine, ask around. Lots of people do, and can probably help you out.
 
best thing? call oakley, get a piece of fabric (they keep all the colors and patterns around for just this reason) then find a seamstress that knows how to weld fabric. shell weld from the inside and u wont be able to tell, and theyll be good as new
 
Like I said. Use boat sealant.. its meant to seal holes in fucking BOATS. If thats not waterproof enough, I dont know what the fuck is.

It does look a little sketchy, but its super durable and is basically like super waterproof rubber cement.. which is also a good sealant if you have some handy (though not as durable as boat sealant)
 
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