Shit girl skiers say

"I think I need longer skis"

"I feel like by girl standards, I'm a really good driver"

"I hate snow bunnies"

"Naked Juices are 6 bucks? What the hell!"
 
"I like the boxes more because I can go straight on them."

"Whoa I can't see your eyes..."

"These chairlifts are so uncomfortable."

"Does this jacket make me look fat?"
 
"you're on a snowboard!? thats so cool" ... this is of course most annoying when you yourself ski, and it is your gaper friend on the snowboard.
 
"I can keep up"

"where did you go" the bottom you fucking idiot, dont stop mid line and wait for me because ive allready blown past you. I hate skiing trees with girls.
 
"Sorry is took an hour to get from the parking lot to the chair"

-girls seriously take so long to get ready
 
"i love being the only girl who skis the park," and "does this jacket make me look like a dude?" and "goggle tans are so hot."
 
we sing on chairlifts, and it never ceases to amaze me how excited my friends are to take a picture of their reflection in my goggles, also I'll talk to myself in order to pump myself up when I'm trying and failing, which may make me appear mildly schizophrenic. I think most guys would be surprised by the amount of explitives us ladies drop. Anyways, it'll be interesting to see where this thread goes.....
 
this. i need to stand there, looking at a feature, talking to myself saying nothing's gonna happen, nothing's gonna happen.....until I actually hit it.
 
"Don't hit that you could get hurt" and "if I get a goggle ran how am I going to even out the rest of my face"
 
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