Hmm in that case i say we break out the 18V drill, egg beaters, M80s, and rubbing alcohol. But we must keep the fetus in pristine condition if its gonna bring good money at auction.
Not sure what you're saying here. As in on no! my condom broke, or more so your anal condom broke. Or perhaps you have some sort of safe poop style where you use condoms and they are your shit condoms.