Sheryl Crow...

alpentalik

alpentalik

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So, she's is 40 years old...uh, right...does somebody want to explain this to me? I really don't get it, sorry. Help me.

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you should fuck her then u wont care about her age... then you'l just consider her as a cougar

I got all ready for it, positioned my fingers and shit

(Martin D)
 
shes fucking 40? thats ridiculous

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kylie minrow(or wtv her name is) is 50 years old

'Dude dont worry its impossible to get hurt on this hip' My words of confidence to stephan waldie just before he hits the hip and brakes his coller bone/sholderblade.
 
wtf is with all these cougars on mtv all of a sudden

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
sheryl crow is no cougar she is a flat out babe! I dont care man she looks like she is 19

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-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came

'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'

-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier
 
kylie is 50? your full of it... plz tell me your full of it

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lol ya shes 50.. remeber the song loka motion?? she sang that in the 80s

'Dude dont worry its impossible to get hurt on this hip' My words of confidence to stephan waldie just before he hits the hip and brakes his coller bone/sholderblade.
 
she's not 50... shes like 48 hahahaha

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Mercer: drinking mans protein shake

Me: hahhhahahahaha

Mercer: sick ass

Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day

Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot

Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
 
martha stuart is 60ish...shit shes still a babe

'pure like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151,

one sip will make a nigga flip' - Nas

'this is for the burbons and the cadillacs' - Master P...lol
 
cougars galore

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
If you do have sex with Sheryl Crow tell her her music inspired me to get out of my wheelchair and ride with vending machine repairmen

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Give up Nazi Fucker! You Lost!
 
I just wanna soak up the sunn, i wanna tell everyone to lighten up....

sheryl Crow is a babe. even at 40 or whatever.

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you're a fag for even posting this thread....you should hang your head in shame

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word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
No. Alpentalik should keep posting whatever he wants. Everyone should listen and like it.

Salad is what Food eats. -LoKash
 
except me

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
 
....yeah....

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
 
Kylie is 32, and if I have a body like that at her age I'll be bloody happy!!

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