Sheets

[HenniferLopez]

My boyfriend is coming into town this week, so I got a set of red satin sheets to be all romantic. I slept on them last night and it SUCKED. What kind of sheets do you guys like? I guess I'll always just be a flannel girl. As soon as the bf leaves, these beezies are comin' off.

 

[prontocuts.com]

silk, or 700 count

 

[1337]

flannel-ish. they feel like a puppy's ear tbh, so comfy and soft.

 

[LIL-WAT]

as long as you perform who cares.

 

[SteezyOhio]

flannel- polar bears on skis

 

[Korbit]

get sateen sheets....there like a mix between cotton and satin....amazeballs

 

[geteducated]

this is for you,

 

[J.DUKE]

shouldve went with silk. super fun to roll around on

 

[Jamestown]

Silk or super high thread count cotton.

Flannel in winter.

 

[ChillTeenDad420]

i have some sheets made from the same stuff used to make t-shirts, but softer. so comfy

 

[El_Barto.]

jersey

 

[Jwalk]

winter = flanel

summer = cotton

the indicator on when to switch from cotton to flannel is when you get in and have that 30 seconds of cold while the sheets warm up. I enjoy this feeling because it means winter is near!

 

[Goglines]

oh shit i got penguins on skis on my flannel sheets

 

[zerospinskier]

Man you don't even need a super high thread count. After a couple washes with a good fabric softener, even shitty ones get soft.

 

[-ROY-]

dang basically what i would have said

 

[theabortionator]

 

[theabortionator]

 

[theabortionator]

 

[katie.]

flannel.

 

[bikerocker]

I make my sheets out of murdered puppy skins.

 

[6God]

The last one is definitely my favorite as well.

 

[katie.]

thats really disgusting.

 

[AdolfShitler]

Lol

 

[.AR6rider]

thank you so much man, i have found my new favorite comedian

 

[chardi]

thank you.

 

[ROOS.]

it doesn't matter, you cant put sheets on a kitchen counter/floor

 

[theabortionator]

It was for me too. I figured I'd drop some more out there and artistic ones after the first batch

 

[Thenowhereman42]

I sleep on sheet sheets, made out of cotton

 

[HenniferLopez]

I can put sheets in my little sleeping nook under the counter, though. I've made it quite cozy and I can quickly get out at the sound of "make me a sandwich!"

 

[skiminnesota]

Dan is PRO at sheets.

i recently upgraded to a queen size bed and wasnt gonna drop money on sheets. i have cheapo target ones. lolol

 

[jester8589]

well to be honest living in a house when youre in college isnt conducive the having nice things and since my bed is basically a matress on the floor i have cheapo target jersey sheets. i like them. but seriously i hate sheets. on my bed i only like the form sheet over the mattress pad and then my comforter. plain and simple.

 

[FBGM]

jersey cotton. i promise you will not regret it.

 

[Shreddysaurus]

fuck sheets. as long as your naked he wont care

 

[I_Am_Mod]

my girlfriend got me these and they've been my fav. bedsheets ever since!

 

[Aenigma]

Fuck sheets, spend your money on a straight jacket, a leash, and some lube.

 

[CypressGrove]

ehh did you wash the sheets before sleeping on them? they're usually starched. My ex woke up covered in hives once from new sheets. funny shit cuz i passed out on the couch that nite.

 

[pomme-de-terre]

i use t-shirt material.

 

[Shreddysaurus]

funny shit

 

[kramerbradley35]

true

 

[HenniferLopez]

yeah I washed them..its not like theres anything on them..it's just that you slide around on them too much and you pillow slides away from you..so I have to stuff a bunch of pillows around my head to keep my main pillow in place. Plus, I have really bad circulation (think down comforter year-round) so maintaining a good temp with these sheets sucks. I just have to curl up in a fetal position and hope they will retain some heat and stay in place.

 

[deleted5]

i would sleep with you no homo

 

[FBGM]

yes, jersey cotton. da best.

 

[00000000]

Egyptian/Pima cotton

700 count

or silk

 

[Shreddysaurus]

You sleep with the harvested textiles of a greasy douchebags hair?

 

[Elmo.]

boner sheets r good... easy to suck on

oh wait i get wat ur asking now

 

[FBGM]

oy vey.

 

[MADDECENT]

cotton?

 

[FBGM]

 

[babysteeze84]

I like 600 thread count cotton sheets, got mine almost two years ago and I love them so much, found them on sale so they were cheap and they've held up, no fuzz balls, and super soft.

 

[ECfreeski3]

can you also give me some recommendations for really chocolatey things? and flowers?