She just made the biggest mistake of her "career"

[Pussy_Sauce]

I've never shit myself while partying naked.

 

[Kingdom]

Who would hit that? She looks like something a Leprchaun would shit out.

 

[holy.shep]

Who the fuck would go anywhere near that without a rubber? Over/Under bet: Snooki has 12 STDs. Im gonna go with over, including the "What-the-fuck-is-on-my-dick" Syndrome

 

[[evan]]

this is how

"blend the concept of proper mothering with Snooki’s reputation for hard partying"

so basically its going to be fucked up

 

[5oup5teeze]

pretty sure she violated the law of natural selection

 

[H8CH]

That drink is awesome!

 

[Conker]

I don't find this funny. I would hope that because she is such a celebrity that people wont allow this to happen.

 

[Anathema]

yo ive had those drinks before. they sell them at hard rock cafe. they've got mini corona bottles in the and are fucking delicious.

 

[act.resist]

no one can stop her from drinking

 

[noah_lott]

her due date must be December 21st 2012.........

 

[Skavengers303]

jwoww

 

[rudager]

Bulldogs. They were the drink at Freshtivsl. A step up was a Kokanee instead and red bull

 

[ZMILLZ]

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/307687/20120301/snooki-due-pregnant-date-mayan-2012-baby.htm

2012!

 

[ChocolateMilk.]

Fetal alcohol syndrome and that baby is gonna look like furby.

 

[.Smiles]

Imagine that kid dealing with 'your mom' jokes....

 

[SkiTheYeast]

Poor kids going to have fetal alcohol syndrome so bad. For the sake of the kid I hope she gets and abortion.

 

[Anathema]

how do you explain to your child that you played this creature in a south park episode

 

[SkiTheYeast]

Lol quality post!

 

[ShabbaRanks]

If the baby is boy it'll come out with fake tan and six pack, if it's a girl it'll come out with a snooki poof and fake boobs

 

[gwhitey]

"your mom is snooki"

 

[Lé.Skiing]

"snookie wants smoosh smoosh" That's gonna be tough to explain to a child without sounding like a complete fuck up... or easy. "Mom whats smoosh smoosh?" "Son/Daughter Your mother's a whore."