She just made the biggest mistake of her "career"

[katie.]

Reports say that Snooki is pregnant.

Now, I know there have been multiple scares about this but I heard it on a number of different radio stations this morning, and stuff is showing up in the news about it.

This is from the Chicago Sun-Times: http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/10959629-421/pregnant-snooki-wishes-you-didnt-know-she-has-a-baby-on-the-way.html

Who gives a fuck? I don't. But its a hilarious thought to think of the baby being raised by the Jersey Shore. Apparently there are plans for a new reality show based on Snooki and her baby.

She's gonna be a great mom:

 

[navierSTOKED]

I just hope that kid never has to watch reruns of some of his mums finest work..

 

[812]

I feel bad for that baby

 

[[hamnuts]]

I hope the kid doesn't already have brain damage

 

[Top_5_Worst_NSer]

that kid is going to have all kind of syndromes and shit, because snooki will not stop drinking...

 

[I_Am_Mod]

the kids probably going to have seen more dicks before even being born than that i've seen in my whole life ...

 

[Algebra]

one good thing for this kid is that well... nevermnd nothing good for this kid

 

[act.resist]

Oh wow...

 

[SSteezle]

seriously, poor kids gonna have std's before he's even born. if this is what we call evolution we are officially fucked

 

[ForeverYung]

Ha

 

[I_Am_Mod]

depends on how you count it...

are we talking about the 'amount of dick sightings' or the 'amount of 'unique' dick sightings?'

 

[DubV134]

it was me! i knocked up snooker ..... proudest soon-to-be father ns has ever seen

 

[I_Am_Mod]

/no homo

 

[GayWolf420]

Very interested to see how the kid is how the kid is brought up.

 

[ORDEAL]

Too late for that chief

 

[Blurst]

Haha abort that fucker for the sake of the child

 

[Lansfield]

but poor fucking kid.

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

if thats the case then she extended her career by quite some time.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

ok....

 

[JzD.]

I wouldn't want too see my mom do the shit snooki does on tv. Feel bad for the potential baby

 

[maynaiseman]

Judging by her looks and alcohol abuse a fucking gremlin is going to pop out of that snatch

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

Do you think he will be born with her stds or does he have to wait 21 years until they create a jersey shore remake to get those?

 

[Dunnah]

Starts with half, gets other half later

 

[Phil-X-]

Poor poor child

 

[Petey.]

Hopefully she just has a miscarriage!

 

[soulskier]

that poor, poor child

 

[Deluge]

to baby, im sorry

love,

newschoolers

 

[nickyp]

Especially if it's Jionni's, then it's going to be heavily brain damaged, and incredibly short.

 

[Brenone]

If you thought you were having a bad day just remember that you arent Snooki and Gianni's child.

 

[PJS.]

I think we're about to see whether you can be born with alchoholism.

 

[katie.]

Fetal alcohol syndrome, anyone?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_syndrome

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

thank god, finally some real news

 

[act.resist]

fetal cocaine addiction??

i just did a research project on drug and alcohol abuse during pregnancy, shouldve used snooki as a reference lol

 

[neutralzombie]

snooki, the inventor of baby spray tan

 

[HitTheJim]

People just assume that snooki is truly as stupid and reckless as MTV made her out to be. In reality she could be a fairly responsible person, that doesn't really draw the customers though. If she had the initiative to get in shape I'm sure she can stop drinking for the pregnancy.

 

[Pussy_Sauce]

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[theBearJew]

That kid is going to be drunk and cursing out of the womb.

 

[Mules]

most likely

 

[Spinoza]

Who cares: I don't

 

[Davy.Crockett]

this

 

[Jane6]

I dont even ((((((((((

 

[DERS.]

still looking for a fuck to give.. i cant find it

 

[E.C.]

mtv probably paid her to get pregnant

 

[*monsterskier*]

i wonder if they know who the baby's dad is

 

[yuck]

mtv probably paid someone to go in vitro that shit while she was sleeping to make sure she would get pregnant.

MTV is the father. this is gonna be one dysfunctional family

 

[comeatmebro]

lololol

 

[iSmokeweed]

 

[Petersaurusrex]

Helooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[Pussy_Sauce]

MTV pays dudes to fuck Deena. Cause she has a gross pussy

 

[Lé.Skiing]

shit happens when you party naked

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

Dammit just when she became thin, now she will be fat again.