She is assed out

[stovypotts]

So my co-worker who I share an office with is passed out at her desk. It was her 21st last night so I understand. I can't let this pass, I need to fuck with her haha. Any suggestions.

BTW I don't wanna be in jail for this lol

 

[theBearJew]

if shes assed out the only reasonable solution is peeing in her buttox.

 

[wait.what]

 

[EASTIE21]

I am incredibly sad she is passed out and not assed out. I was slightly excited at the thought of someone being assed out.

 

[Lansfield]

Do it, if she wakes up tell her to go with it. If she starts freaking out hit her on the head so she goes unconsious

 

[Sno.]

If you have an office wall clock that everyone uses, change the time to the end of the day. Then go over and shake her and tell her its time to go.

 

[stovypotts]

na no clock shes obsessed with her cell phone so shed probably look at that first

 

[Spinoza]

I testicle per eye. Then pics

 

[Mag]

Steal her cell, change the time. Then change somebody's contact to yours, like her dads or somrthing, and then text her weird shit later in the day, and she'll think it's her dad

 

[yuck]

set her computer desktop to goatse. if you dont know what that is, google it with safe search off.

warning: its fucking gross.

 

[Sno.]

yeah this

 

[Sno.]

pics are also required.

 

[Mag]

Always a fun trick to do to my dads iPad

 

[stovypotts]

all great suggestions..im gonna have to wait a little until she is totally out..she just moved lol..and how does one get a pic off a cell phone to this site

 

[theBearJew]

text it to yourself after you have named your contact Dad. So she thinks whatever picture you are sending went to her Dad.

 

[razors-chaz]

Send an email to yourself with the photo attached. Go on computer and open said email, get photos.

 

[Mag]

Also,

 

[stovypotts]

this has to be put on pause. she just got up and ran to the bathroom and yacked lol..i gotta wait for her to pass out again

 

[Dustin.]

I was really excited to find out what "assed out" meant. This thread is blue balls.

 

[stovypotts]

guess thats just an expression from where im from

 

[Ryguy920]

Haha threads for pics, op must deliver

 

[Jeebus.]

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[stovypotts]

she woke up for lunch..hopefully she passes back out..but theres always tomorrow since today is her actual bday lol

 

[no_steeze]

 

[Bonzalo]

I can back this guy up, I am office.

 

[.skiwi.]

Pics of girl needed

 

[Zimmerman]

Change your contact to dad and send her dick pics

 

[midwestpowhunter]

hahah this. or your bosses contact.....

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

nothing like history of sexual harassment to spruce up your resume!

 

[skiingsucks69]

so you should shove your penis inside of her?

 

[Caucasian_Asian]

Definitely.

 

[Mr.Luke]

Just slowly wake up her with a cup of coffee, and say "Hey, looks like you had a fun night last night. But I think I know what could make your 21st even better"

Then kiss her, and proceed to fucking. Bam

+ pics of said co-worker

 

[Alexander_Keith]

Your username made this post an instant classic for me. Thank you.

 

[Thadius.Castle]

Search up old abandoned warehouses in your area, one preferably with chains and a lot of left behind tools and rust. Then knock her out, drive her there, tie her to a chair, and then. . . . . Well after an hour let her go I guess.

But no seriously. I want to see this coworker, if she's hot, rape charges are worth it. If not glue pubes to her face.

 

[Orrin]

TIE HER UP AND BLINDFOLD HER THEN WAIT FOR REACTION.

 

[stovypotts]

As promised. And I cannot get a real close pic cause that will be weird especially if another co worker walks by lol..Shes alright I'd say a 6 or 7. And I haven't been working here that long to be just like "Hey let me get a pic of you" lol

 

[chill_davis]

try to fit yourself inside her clothes so when she wakes up you can control her every move

 

[Jane6]

Is that Seantom?

 

[TechnoPotamus]

Why do people say "assed out" ? I realize it's like passed out but without the P, but Assed, and Passed are both a single syllable and saying "assed out" makes you sound like a fucking tool, just like people who say "hella".

alright i'm done here.

blah blah blah OP do you even lift blah blah blah

 

[stovypotts]

Again its an expression from where im from. do you even lift? Not sure of this lingo

 

[TechnoPotamus]

it's a dumb internet meme. ok, let's agree to disagree and be internet friends. hooray!

 

[Mag]

Hm? Who's that. If its a joke then fuck. And I just figured assed out was a typo, that's kinda gay.

 

[razors-chaz]

SeanTom is a NS member and the photo does kind of look like him View attachment 253158

but sadly its not him, its dale from the movie horrible bosses (Charlie Day) and the female in the photo is jennifer anniston.

 

[Dirty_Bit]

yes this is correct

 

[CheddarJack]

I thought it was a typo.. assed out seems wicked gay, no offense

 

[corona]

You work at Johnson Matthey? Clearly the only solution is to put chemickals in her butt.

 

[stovypotts]

deal friends

 

[Jane6]

Dude no way that is Jennifer Aniston? Or have I got AIDS all over my retinas

 

[iSmokeweed]

horrible bosses.

 

[razors-chaz]

It is 100% jennifer anniston. Dont believe me? DL horrible bosses and see for yourself. It seems you have AIDS all over your eyes.

 

[B.Aussie]

hahahaha win.