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skiinjected

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so last night i got my tire slashed by a kid on my lacrosse team that claims we 'stole his beer'. so the fucker is going to get it monday, we have some ideas of what to do but i need somethine good,

dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive

 
call the po-lice. if he's underage he can get it for having beer in the first place, and he slashed ur tires, yay, u win either way

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
One of my buddy went out to his car one day and it was resting on the underbody. Somebody jacked his tires. It's like... the stage after slashing tired. Just steal them.

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'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion... the human spirit cannot die.'


CCR/DFP Represent.

Justin 'DC' Harvie
aka The Trixta
 
the stage after slashing tires***

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'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion... the human spirit cannot die.'


CCR/DFP Represent.

Justin 'DC' Harvie
aka The Trixta
 
dud give it to him real good, now matter how pissed someone gets never bring vehicles(sp?) into the situation welll what you could do if he wanted to bring your vehicle in it you could run him over.

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'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

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Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

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TheSaying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME

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The Original Pornographer of NS
 
Do absolutley anything that you cannot get in serious trouble for first and then after that beat his ass.

Or do it like cartman did...hold a chili contest at your house and capture his parents and cook them into your chili and feed it to him

word

L-MOB fo lyfe
 
mountain dew, eggs, mayo, mustard, toilet paper, ketchup, vaseline. i suggest you do this. cover the fuckers car in vaseine first, us rubber gloves for it, then put all the oter ingredients on it on top of the vaseline. vaseline is the best because it is water repellent and it's a bitch to clean off. the put sugar in his gas tank. the best part about that is you can't tell what happened to the car when it dies and they need a new engine.

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
itsbackflip time you seen that episode too, that was crazy... what you should do is just put a shitload of oil in his gas tank or water under the sparkplugs so it will hydolic his heangin and crack the block

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'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

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Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

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TheSaying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME

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The Original Pornographer of NS
 
wire some fucking c4 to his car, thatll take care of things

Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones.

-COLORADO-
 
have a hidden tape and get hiim talking about his slashing ur tires. i do it all the time in my spare time.

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
and if it is a convertible, make it a non-convertible

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
jack up his car and steal one of his wheels and dont give it back till he buys u a new tire

Ski New Jersey
 
take all 4 of his tires off, lower the vehicle, and take off wiht his tires, or put them up in trees

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'

-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

 
Get into his car and cut a very small hole in the padding of the drivers seat, then get a needle that someone with aids has used. Place the needle in the hole so when he gets in his car and sits down he get's pricked in the ass and voila he has aids.

 
call some friends, and fuck him up. I tell ya, someone slashed my tires theyd be lookin straight down hte barrel

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
put a fart bag in the seat, but instead of filling it with air, fill it with sme noxious gas, so when he sis down he farts, and knocks himself out....thats be frakky, and blow his tres with some m80

Da....da.....cant think of a cool name.....so call me.........(i just feel asleep....)
 
slash his tires but then fill them with quick dry cement/ pull his window down andfill his car with a sunday newspaper (crumple every page up loosely that will be a bitch to clean up )

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
put cigarettes in his gas tank - it'll fry the cylinders and his car will be shot...after that, beat the fuck out of him

hardcore lousiana fanboat shit

'fuck! there's a damn boulder on the slope'

'put butter on my butt and call me a biscuit!'
 
wow the people of ns know too much about this stuff.

just write a note that says

'im going to kill you'

and just leave it at that, he will freak the hell out

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
 
take some expanding foam that you can buy at homebuilding center. the shit that is for insulation and get a big bottle and fill his tail pipe up with foam then take all four tires off his car and leave the car on blocks and hide all of the tires

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
put a banana in his tail pipe then when his friend comes and says i aint fallin for no banana in my tail pipe mock him.

or cut his brakes

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yeah funkin right kid
shut the funk up
 
Put a hole in his airplane cockpit so when he starts to go up he will realize the plane is not pressurizing and all his meters will go off and he will have to land with either a full tank of gas or drop it and waste money or he will dieee.

I don't nkow, he might have an airplane, you never told us! SLASH YOUR FACE OFF AHGLKJ:EJG

 
jam something really small into his keyholes and superglue them completely shut..with lots of glue...he wont be using his car for a while after that.

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'i would like to rip his heart out, im the best ever, im the most brutal most vicious and most ruthless champion theres ever been, my styles impetious, my defense is impregnable, and im ferocious, i want your heart, I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN, praise me to allah' -mike tyson
 
some of u guys are twisted......

member#13687

'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
 
pour karo syrup (corn syrup) into his tank. A lot of corn syrup. Like, three or four bottles. Then next time he starts his car, nothing will happen. Then when he tries to start it next, it will have seized. You can do all other sorts of shit to ruin his car. I recommend not doing the karo syrup idea, just because a new engine is a helluva lot more expensive than some new tires, but that's up to you. You could also put a nail in his tires. Put a nail in all four tires (careful not to make them go flat) and next time he drives he'll have to pull off with four flat tires. try explaining that to the tow truck. haha.

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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
best idea so far^. mix it with some soda water so when he opens it it gives the noise like beer. Oh god that would be funny.

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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
ahhh.theres something like anarchist cookbook and it has this crazy pagr on revenge,ill find it....

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We all smoke weed in our igloos, eh? Then we go and play hockey then eat poutines (I'm from a small area of Canada called Quebec) One month a year when there is no snow and some sun we go rollerblading - Markman
 
have fun.

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We all smoke weed in our igloos, eh? Then we go and play hockey then eat poutines (I'm from a small area of Canada called Quebec) One month a year when there is no snow and some sun we go rollerblading - Markman
 
light his ride n the rest of his beer on fire

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'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley

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