Shark vs. bear

i'm going to go for the under dog in this one or in this case the under bear no pun intended. but seriously. the bear
 
eh.. a polar bear against a hammer head, or even a mako would be a good show, but if your talking great whites then there is no chance for the bear, great whites skull fuck 3000 pound walrus for breakfast
 
It definitely depends on both the species of shark and the species of bear. In the ocean? That's a match with odds stacked pretty high against the bear.
 
the bear would be chilling on the surface of the water and the shark would come up and fuck the bear up
 
main diet of the bear: berries, grass, and an occassional donut.

main diet of the shark: fish and sometimes humans.

habitat for the bear: the woods.

habitat for the shark: the ocean.

i wonder who would win on land?

i wonder who would win in the water?
 
dumb question

a bear would be using its arms to keep above the water and swim, therefore giving it almost no means of attack against the shark... meanwhile, the shark would bite of the fucking bear's head.
 
obviously the shark. it depends what kind tho. if it was like a great white or maybe a hammerhead, than ya definitely, but if it was some gay small type of shark, then the bear would win
 
I thought this was going to be a thread about one of my favorite bands, sadly it turned out to be some 12 year old asking a retarded question.
 
I'm pretty sure thats the motive of the band.

I remember seeing a show on the discovery channel where they talked about it. I think they claimed Bear to be the winner assuming Bear and Shark could move like they would in their natural environments while fighting.
 
Can we please stop discussing this pointless topic and get back to pirates v ninjas? Thanks.
 
who man thats actually a hard quetion i think ashart acuse they can move soo fast and there jaw opens really wide
 
shark hands down!

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yea i was just wonderin becuase i had an argument at lunch the other day with a couple of people and i needed to know what anyone else thought....also

IT WOULD BE A GRIZZLY BEAR VS. A TIGER SHARK
 
thats alittle bit of a one sided fight, bears arent made for the ocean. put them in an equal playing field and id say it'd be close... bears got claws an shit
 
If we're talking about one individual from each species, then you're wrong about the hammerhead.
 
Underwater obviously the shark cuz it can move around all agile and whatnot while the bear will just be sitting there like 'wtf i am so screwed'.
 
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