Share your experiences with womanbearpig

[SteezePatrol]

yea so i just got my hair cut by womanbearpig

she was about 5'6, somewhere between 220-250 pounds, and she had a FULL five o clock shadow

he arms were sooo hairy it was scary

she kept bumping me with her gunt.

she made these lame jokes about leaving my hair in "funny" styles, like all cut on one side and not cut on the other.

she gurgled laughter like a troll.

this, was womanbearpig, share your experiences with others like "her"

 

[GnarBurger]

one time i saw womenbearpig at my old job riding around on a scooter chair. she was black. i didnt like her

 

[moonofendor]

i work with a womanbearpig shes been collecting workers comp for being stoopid and shitting a door on her hand.

 

[moonofendor]

shutting*

 

[TheButterHashira]

 

[artfullydodged]

i saw a womanbearpig with a mexistache, she told this girl i know that her boyfirend (me) was handsome

 

[josh.]

i once saw this womanbearpig outside the store buying a hotdog she look like chewbacka

 

[Hannah.]

why didnt u just say girlfriend? or if u guys arent still together then say ex gf? just wondering

 

[Capt.Flannel]

ya, that's weird.

 

[comeatmebro]

^^yes that is rather strange

 

[zylstra]

^maybe shes not his girlfriend, never was, and the womanbearpig just thought so.

 

[SteezePatrol]

dude this kid i know, his friend (me), is having troubles tangling out that mess

 

[artfullydodged]

you win

 

[artfullydodged]

yah sorry for the confusing description, the girl never was my girlfriend

 

[720laxskier]

i was in a car accident, and one of the EMTs had a full 'stache and really hairy arms, but i was really turned on by her penis-like bulge in her pants

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

hmmm?perhaps manbearpig then?