gbalkman
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A lot of times when skiers are about to do something out of their comfort zone they refer to defecating--- like 'he was scared sh!t-less' , 'holy sh!t' , 'oh sh!t' , and 'he's going to eat sh!t'. One day on th hill, in a situation where I could have used any one of these phrases, I instead watched in awe as all of these phrases literally happened -in real life- before my eyes.
A kid at school approached me saying that he heard I knew the backcountry at our local resort pretty well, and wanted to tag along some time. We ended up meeting the next day and I took him out toward a little powder stash. Wanting to get a feel for his skill-level I asked what sort of terrain he wanted to ski. He said he wanted to hit a cliff. Not exactly the answer I was looking for, but I figured we could scope out a couple drops. I happened to roll up right on top of a solid 20 - 25 footer with a descent landing. I rolled off first and back-slapped on a wind-blown landing-- but told the kid it wasn't too bad.
After a couple minutes of watching this kid look over the edge I got impatient and told him to either drop or ski around. The kid just kept staring over the edge. I counted to 3 for him at least ten times. Finally the kid counted to 3 himself and dropped.
He flailed and screamed like a little girl in the air, double ejected on the landing, and slid down toward me. It was super funny. But the kid didn't move. I asked if he was hurt. He finally said, 'I think I crapped my pants'. I looked up and saw little brown streaks in the snow where he had slid down and started getting smelling the stench. The kid was like, 'dude, i have to go clean myself off'. He stood up and it was all over him-- it had to be dhiarrea, it was super nasty.
I made the kid ask for a garbage bag from the lodge, put all his shit in it (no pun intended), and sit on his backpack on the drive home.
A kid at school approached me saying that he heard I knew the backcountry at our local resort pretty well, and wanted to tag along some time. We ended up meeting the next day and I took him out toward a little powder stash. Wanting to get a feel for his skill-level I asked what sort of terrain he wanted to ski. He said he wanted to hit a cliff. Not exactly the answer I was looking for, but I figured we could scope out a couple drops. I happened to roll up right on top of a solid 20 - 25 footer with a descent landing. I rolled off first and back-slapped on a wind-blown landing-- but told the kid it wasn't too bad.
After a couple minutes of watching this kid look over the edge I got impatient and told him to either drop or ski around. The kid just kept staring over the edge. I counted to 3 for him at least ten times. Finally the kid counted to 3 himself and dropped.
He flailed and screamed like a little girl in the air, double ejected on the landing, and slid down toward me. It was super funny. But the kid didn't move. I asked if he was hurt. He finally said, 'I think I crapped my pants'. I looked up and saw little brown streaks in the snow where he had slid down and started getting smelling the stench. The kid was like, 'dude, i have to go clean myself off'. He stood up and it was all over him-- it had to be dhiarrea, it was super nasty.
I made the kid ask for a garbage bag from the lodge, put all his shit in it (no pun intended), and sit on his backpack on the drive home.