Shampooing your asscrack

SammyDubz

SammyDubz

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so I hop in the shower today and it’s getting hairy down there so naturally I clean her out with some shampoo. Unfortunately I’m home from school and didn’t notice the only shampoo we had was some head and shoulders type instant minty relief.

Wait a couple seconds and my butthole is on fire. Not a fun experience. At least it smells minty now

But now for the real question:

i brought this experience up to my girlfriend and she thinks it’s absolutely retarded that I used shampoo to clean the crack. I say no, there’s a lot of hair down there which shampoo is for + shampoo hurts less if your hole is chafed from shitty toilet paper

someone back me up here
 
I fully support the act. Especially if you had a bad shit experience earlier that day and you're real tender from multiple swipes of the shitty 1-ply they buy at work, shampoo's got that tender feel
 
Conditioner if anything. It softens the hair so it’s not as prickly and can avoid hair associated chafing. Shampoos tends to strip oils which can leave your bum dry and raw.
 
It's like you don't remember the thread about the kid who shit in a toilet that still had cleaner in it and had to go to the hospital.
 
Bro you’re not even supposed to wash your hair with shampoo daily. What makes you think using shampoo on the most vulnerable orifice on your body was a good idea?

**This post was edited on Dec 30th 2019 at 11:43:43pm
 
14092282:DIRTYBUBBLE said:
Bro you’re not even supposed to wash your hair with shampoo daily. What makes you think using shampoo on the most vulnerable orifice on your body was a good idea?

**This post was edited on Dec 30th 2019 at 11:43:43pm
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Sometimes you just need to feel something
 
14092282:DIRTYBUBBLE said:
Bro you’re not even supposed to wash your hair with shampoo daily. What makes you think using shampoo on the most vulnerable orifice on your body was a good idea?

**This post was edited on Dec 30th 2019 at 11:43:43pm
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I don’t use any hair products at all and my hair is great. All this shit is a scam I swear
 
I reserve an entire bottle H&S Volume Boost for this occasion each month then i braid them into corn rows.
 
14092225:Mingg said:
Conditioner if anything. It softens the hair so it’s not as prickly and can avoid hair associated chafing. Shampoos tends to strip oils which can leave your bum dry and raw.
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listen to the voice of reason

#care4urhairs2020
 
smh fools out here not using granola body wash with essential oils to keep your scruff and bean bag clean

**This post was edited on Jan 2nd 2020 at 7:43:02am
 
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