Shameful laughter

as a ski instructor i watched as this little guy, must have been like 7 years old, went to ski under those hoop things for little kids; he was too tall and he clothes-lined himself, i couldn't stop laughing but i did feel bad for the little tike.
 
obviously retardation.. we know its bad, but its just so funny to watch them live life....

nothing against them though
 
due to some scheduling conflict in high school, my whole junior year i used to be in the special ed gym class.

i wasnt the only one however, there were like two other non-special ed kids there with me. one day, we were playing dodgeball, (when did the gym teacher think dodgeball and retarded kids was a good idea?) i threw a ball as hard as i fucking could at this other kid cody, he pulled some crazy matrix shit and ducked the ball.

lo and behold, standing maybe 5 feet behind him is this 4 foot tall, fat, retarded kid. the ball hits him full in the face and i shit you not it knocks the little kid over on his ass.

everyone in the room goes silent and gives me the worst fucking death stares. i put every ounce of self control i had into not laughing, but i burst out anyways.

also, the morning after this party this girl found out her boyfriend had just cheated on her. while sitting at my kitchen table with me and two of my friends she called her doctor and made an appointment to see her gynecologist for an STD check. i honestly felt bad for her, but i ended up laughing at this anyways. i dunno why really. i felt like a dick about it though.
 
when i was like in grade 6 the day our class found out one of our class mates brothers committed suicide a group of us started randomly laughing and the councillor said it was normal for people to react that way.
 
my birthday in kindergarten... school was about over and i take a piss i drop my pants and leaked in the sandbox that was about a foot high on wood planks.... no1 saw me then some kid made a sandcastle because he was in a amazement how the sand suddenly st hada uck together and was moist... kids my best friend now and still doesnt know why i laugh randomly at him
 
thats a story you tell him at graduation and get him to laugh/rage hysterically while everyone is like wtf
 
my birthday in kindergarten... school was about over and i take a piss so i drop my pants and leaked in the sandbox that was about a foot high on wood planks.... no1 saw me then some kid made a sandcastle because he was in a amazement how the sand suddenly stuck together and was moist... kids my best friend now and still doesnt know why i laugh randomly at him

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well one time me and my friends were at a gas station getting drinks and such and this middle aged (40?) guy goes into the candy aisle and starts looking around. at first we didnt' notice, but everytime he bent down to get a candy or look at something, he made a really high pitched noise (where you vibrate your lips together real fast to make a motor boat sound or something of the like). well after the fifth or so time we couldn't help but laugh. and as he went to the register to pay, he pulled money out and continued to make the sound after every dollar he pulled out. well as we got into my car, i just turned around and went "hey you guys....... bhpbhbphbphbphbph (sound he made)". pretty funny and we were all laughing but i looked out my window right after (which was rolled down) and the guy was standing kinda far away and just looked at me and shook his head shamefully... i was a little confused, and as we drove away, my friend decided to break the silence and said......

"uhhh guys? what if he had tourettes?"

needless to say, i don't deserve to live anymore after that experience (if that's how it actually turned out to be)
 
told some kid in 1st grade that he didnt even talk right and laughed in his face becasue he had a speach impedimenta after he called me out about something (15 years ago what the hell was i doing to get called out but that neiteher here or there) he didnt really have may friends and was one of the different kids in the class at the time, hopefully i didn't case any serious problems, still feel bad about it today sorta want to apologize to him.

There is this kid at my college who really doesnt have many friends has some problems and so on...so me and my friends befriended him to be nice now hes really clingy and is terribly inappropriate (has asburghers i just butchered that spelling, and other problems I wont share) We sorta knew the kid was gay but then he becasme really creapy about it, telling me and myfriends I was his dream man and just other things along those lines over and over after we asked him to stop. My roomate took a can of axe and a light and sprayed it at him to scar him. Accidently burt all his arm hair off and singed half of the hair on his head, one of the funniest things ever, even though it was physically painful for him.
 
I volunteered at the Special Winter Olympics at a mountain near mine. We were each paired with one special person to watch and help out for. The first event was slalom, my special person didn't quite grasp the concept of going around and went crashing threw the fence separating the course from the slope. I completely lost it and my supervisor didn't appreciate it much.
 
Special needs people came to our school when I was in like 7th or 8th grade and they played music for us and people laughed. I go to a Catholic school too. I felt really sad for them
 
I was at this church thing where people go up and tell stories about their shitty lives and get vibes and shit, and I was being forced to go and I didn't want to be there, and neither did my friends Stephanie and Jessica. We sat down in a corner and were just talking, and Stephanie kept making us laugh sooo hard. During the middle of these people's stories where their parents commited suicide and shit.

One time this guy went up and talked about how his mom has had like 6 husbands, and how they've all been really abusive except for one guy who was really nice, then got cancer and died, and Steph kept making "that's what she said" jokes, we couldn't stop laughing. People were staring daggers at us. I felt horrible
 
I was late for a class once. I walked in, and the teaching assistant was COVERED in chalk. He was wearing a black tee, and had coated the front of it in chalk dust, and it was all over his hands and dark jeans too. I walked in late, disrupted the class anyway, and as soon as I saw him, I burst out laughing, then tried to pretend I was coughing. Very humiliating
 
i gave a girl a cuncusion because i kickedd her in the face while trying to 5 0ver her when i was like in 4th grade. i gaged i laughed so hard.
 
You know those resistance bands for exercising?

A kid in my gym class was doing something similar to this, but standing and with the band on a 3ft high pole in front of him in stead of his feet

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It slipped off and hit him straight in the eye, he screamed and balled his eyes out and we all couldn't stop laughing. Even the teacher chuckled
 
hahaha, yesterday i was at the mall with my friend and this kid with some mental dissorder was jumping up nd down and it looked like he was about to smack my friend in the head but instead he started clapping over his head and when i laughed i got looks froom everyoneee within hearing range
 
I know a kid named Matt, and he's good friends with Spencer. Spencer's brother is Myles, who is in the same situation as this kid here. The three of them are very close.

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One day in the hall, Matt was fucking around with the controls on Myles' wheelchair, making him lean this way and turn that way etc, it probably looked pretty terrible

The principal happens to walk by, and gives Matt shit for it and also detention, and Myles and I just stand there laughing as he gets dragged away into the office

 
hahahaha he was playng with the controls? ya i bet that looked prettty bad to anyone who didnt know what was going on hahahaha
 
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