Shafted

Skierguy48

Skierguy48

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Ever been shafted by your friend, I mean like he knows the girl your after and then asks her out? That ever happen to you? wow, he really just pissed me off, that bastard.

Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
 
you should say somthing to him i know that sounds somthing that a pansy would do but it will make him feel like shit.

 
i was hoping this would be about wakeboarding... and the movie shafted... now im disappointed.

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kick his ass dude

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Fuck that, first come first served. Law of the jungle. You should've asked her out first. But it still sucks....that's cold.

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that's funny. you should've grown a pair before your friend did.

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my friends suck.....

i met some guys in tahoe during winter break and hung out with them the whole time i was there (about 6 days), and we'll got along so well that i was for sure that i would be staying at their house every weekend and chillen. So anyways, a few weekends later i came up and i brought a friend with me (who must i say is a stripper...shh)- well to make a long story short- my friend ended up hooking up with this guy that owns the house; now she goes up every weekend to stay with them, yet i was told that 'there is no room for me'......that is def. the ultimate shaft

 
yea you probably should have stepped up to the plate before he did, even though that is still really gay of him, but I guess now you know who your friends really are

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Dude skip kicking his ass, kill him.

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yo, im in the same situation, but the different side. i know my friend wants to fuck this girl, i dont think anything more. i want to fuck her too. i dont know whether i should go for her or let him have her.

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just sample her a bit, then go and tell your friend what a fiesty little bitch she is and he will be so horny he'll go ask her out

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d, tell yourfriend about the situation, see how he responds

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
Thing is that I did ask her out first, and she said that we had to hang out more and chill, and then Everytime i asked if she wanted to do something she was at a friends house, then he asks her and shes just like OK!. I was like WTF is going on here!?!?!?! Damn, this sucks. They both suck

Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
 
Oh man, it's called take a hint. Girls rarely ever straight turn you down. There's always an excuse or they're busy. It's not hard that there was something about your friend that captured her interest, and you were just unable to do that. Nothing is going on, she just likes him and not you.

 
wow, youre like the ONLY one who saw that arent you? SHE DOESNT LIKE YOU, SORRY

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
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