Sexual innuendos in skiing

[neverbummer]

Im just trying to think of funny innuendos in skiing like " Ill butter your box if you jib my rail, can you guys think of some funny ones?

 

[ForeverYung]

I will pee in your butt

 

[JibbaTheHutt]

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[TheClap.]

 

[Crispy.]

I saw a thread like this about a year back. I'm not gonna call you out for a repost though because there is no way I'm going to find that thread. I've heard something along the lines of "I'll nose press your box if you lip slide my rail

 

[neverbummer]

I found that one, but there were only like five posts in it. This is really important, and I hope you guys contribute for the greater good of the skiing community.

 

[JBlend]

You can ride my lift whenever you want.

 

[Z.J.H.]

hello would you care to interact in a brief bout of sexual intercourse?

 

[Dhane]

does this facemask smell like clorophorm?

 

[SShield]

This Edit

GPSYfeelin CUT № 20 - Dirty slushy park get drilled by huge long skis from Gpsyfeelin on Vimeo.

 

[uncski]

"Excuse me miss, you're sitting on my pole." - Chair Lift 2 weeks ago, yeah I said it.

 

[neverbummer]

tranny finder

 

[Bamjam]

My friend caught his tip on a box and said "Felt that one in my tip."

I told one of my friends to "Grab the tip and shaft of my pole and yank it" cause I was tryna get the grip off.

"I would slay that skier bitch."

 

[Deluge]

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[james6345789]

My skis are twin tips; they go both ways. In fact, she'll lipslide your rail and straight line your girl friend's chute all in the same day. She like's it kinky; she once hit a 6 kink, and takes donkey dicks daily.

that's all I got.

 

[neverbummer]

conditions are slushy and warm

 

[KyleJski]

lets fuck

 

[I_Am_Mod]

polishing your pole...planting your pole...

enjoying the white stuff...

getting faceshots...

going deep ...

getting dumped on...

probing for flesh...

screaming semen ...

etc....

and i just noticed i like to end all my sentences with 3 period points ....

 

[asapCferg]

mmm this edit

 

[crab_pretzel]

thats four periods

 

[NotGhood]

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[I_Am_Mod]

guess i'm having period problems again ....

 

[El_Patcho]

oooarrg yeah I'd take her off piste

 

[Mike-O]

"After I'm done with you, you'll feel like a pair of Boones - trashy, broken and ducttaped in my garage."

 

[Static]

butter the box jib the rail? wtf, it's nose press the fun box if you lip slide my rail. jesus h christ.

 

[neverbummer]

stop yelling at me!

 

[Whatsonboss]

That's a winner right there!

 

[homestar]

There are tons of ski movies that sound like porno's

-After Dark

-In Deep

-Ski Porn

 

[homestar]

Oh, and "The tranny on that donkey dick is sketch."

 

[I_Am_Mod]

don't forget"the guatemalan persuader", that could easily be a nickname for a strap-on or something ....

 

[I.B]

god damn tis edit was sick.

 

[.Roockley.]

riding long black ones

 

[*TURBONERD*]

Nice skis, wanna fuck?

 

[p-fo]

"They call me the JHAF. Swift, silent, deep."

 

[Merlin.]

The Other day i did a tip dip with no hat on.

 

[james6345789]

haha!

 

[Cult_Leader]

winning

 

[Its_Greg]

you should wax that so it slides better

 

[Totes_Magotes]

this = 100000 wins

 

[Grobot]

"i cant decide if id rather be skiing or violently raping your weeping mother"

 

[Rossberger]

Okay, I guess I'll dew you.

 

[fghtoffyrdmns]

lipslide my uprail

then afterbang it

 

[Canepski]

lets scissor

 

[Yinzer]

You could say that this mountains a lot like a woman. just when you think you know every inch of her and you’re about to dip your skiis into some soft deep powder BAM!!! You got two broke legs, cracked ribs then you pay your twenty bucks just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again.

-Stumpy

 

[MothaHucker]

phallus

 

[buddychaps]

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[aka_cheech]

I wanna toebang the shit outta you.

 

[Newschool_Pope]

how do i get from the bottom of your leg to chads gap.

 

[Stope.Neeze]

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[stoned_sorcerer]

I like my women like i like my rails...

 

[bdowning]

Hey girl, have you ever gone "skiing" before?

Ride between my legs.