Sexting

TheQuailman

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What are your guys opinions on sexting. Riskay?, Stimulating?, Safe alternative to sex? Feel free to post anything on the topic of sexting, including any funny stories.
 
its always great when the girl sends you one of her and everyone laughs when they see it cuz of a droopy nipple or misshapen. classic.
 
Pretty hilarious...so many chicks are all over the school thanks to their douche companions. Easier to do that shit in person...not over teh internetz
 
Its for people who don't have the balls to be a real man and talk to the person on the phone and/or can't get laid. The most hilarious thing that i realized when i would say things to a girl through text is that she'd expect to much and i was a nervous 8th grader who couldnt deliver when we hungout in real life.

i personnally think its gey. and immature.

 
+ if you do say anything to a girl using any sort of "text" its just implying that you don't have the balls to do it in real life. and it makes you seem really desperate seeing as you can't wait untill you see her in person.
 
ive heard that kirkwood is like 3 hours from stockton. but it would make sense that bear is close?

plus uop's campus is sooo nice.
 
If you are on the receiving end its all good, I wouldn't send out to many pictures though that shit spreads like swine flu in mexico.
 
sorta sexting but not really..

my friend got this girl's number and he texted her saying "hey i'm bored, wanna talk?". the girl didn't respond for like 10 minutes but when she did she said "call this number, they want to talk" and she put a 1-800 sex number in. he got so owned, and shes a freshman too.
 
i used to think it was cool but its not worth it if you get caught. getting caught by police = registered sex offender for life
 
bad shit always happens when you sext... in more ways than 1. besides like everyone finding out, heres a nice little story that happened today

I sw this cute freshman that i've been eying. i said something to a friend, and hes like "ehhh, have you seen her vag?" well he sent me the picture tonight... well i am no longer gunning for this girl... thats all i will say
 
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i had a terrific sexting convo

i took my friends phone

shes a girl

and texted this kid who graduated last year who everyone called the lumberjack as a nickname (it wasnt to be mean)

anyways this is actually the conversation

Legs: I love you lumberjack man! have my child?

Lumberjack: Timberrrr

Legs: Let me see that wood

Lumberjack: Maple or Oak?

Legs: Which is harder?

Lumberjack: Depends on the tree they are both hard woods.

Legs: I think maple would taste better.. which would taste better?

Lumberjack: I only deal with the biggest wood

Legs: Which one has more sticky sap?

Lumberjack: maple has the tastyist sap. I got some lumber that needs a

place to be stored. do you know of any place?

Legs: my forest is cut down.. there might be space there but i dont know if it would all fit there

Lumberjack: It may be a tight fit but we could slide it in there

Legs: well it is a rainforest so its very wet

Lumberjack: wet conditions produce some good wood and the best wood is found in the rainforest

Legs: i just finished, thank you.. Goodnight.

Lumberjack: (no response for 20 minutes)
 
do you go to my school this one girl got caught and we had to have a fuckin assembly with police ocifers and some ppls phones got searched by the popo patro it was gay
 
....... not really but whatever.....

ya know i like sexting, cause if i wanna picture of a girls tittays on my phone, and i aint got none on my phone, then imma sext up a girl and be like, damn girl when ya gonna show me them tittays, and she send me a picture of them tittays, and i say thanks hoe imma hitcha lata, then i look at dat picture of tittays and...........jizz in my pants
 
or its for people who are about to get their dick wet (the next day) and would rather sext a lady than jack off to porno errynight. gay and immature? says the nervous 8th grader who cant deliver. double lawlz.
 
it was me, like i said.. i took my friends phone and texted this dude, i recorded it all on my laptop with those aliases

her name is legs because shes real tall, with smokin hot legs
 
go for it if there is somebody on the other end. haha

but seriously it usually ends up with the text accidentally going to your parents.
 
I got a story. I have a friend who is kind of a dumbass. He was sexting his girlfriend. And ofcourse the idiot gives it via email to his best friend and tells him not to show anybody. Ofcourse that guy sends it around, and the picture goes all around. Well he almost gets kicked off the track team and his now ex-girlfriend got kicked out of cheerleading for a couple games or something. Ha he had to talk to cops and everything at school. The only reason he got off so easy was because there was no tits, she was covering them with her hands or something. Ha and everybody found out about it. Basically blew up.

Moral of story: Don't sext, just have sex or something. You are likely to get in a lot of trouble for sexting, not worth the risk to beat it to some pictures of your girlfriend naked or whatever.
 
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