chickonsticks
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Any sex stories that well are notable for a reason other then well that it was fucking amazing...
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GingerKid08
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^This one chick wanted a grilled cheese, but I had no idea how to make one(my mom makes them for me). So I threw 6 kraft singles on it, and toasted that bitch up. She took a bite and the cheese spilled off and burned her. So yes you can have to much cheese, and no I didnt get any sex.
BLADESTRAP
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GingerKid08
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She did not want the grilled cheese during sex. What the fuck kind of stuff are you into?
Sk3bUm
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i win a snowboard at a video premier & a girl comes up to me and says i'll fuck you for the snowboard. she calls me later to come over we start messing around i start kissing her and she is making all these weird noises. start to finger her and she whispers in my ear "fist me" i do my best to punch her vagina with little success so i hump her. wake up the next morning leave her house and she stalks me for about a month.
if only i could tell you the long version of this amazing store.....
on a side note the sex was horrible
she was a crazy ass bitch
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if only i could tell you the long version of this amazing store.....
on a side note the sex was horrible
she was a crazy ass bitch
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Salomonman
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haha " fist me." make a thread out of the long story, id read it
bigdoubler125805y
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i want the longer story!
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frp1080
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yeah me too
oh shit man, i live for the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, that shit is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-frp1080
fo sho, dat shit is rollin on dem busta's and fuckin up the computa's-bermbuster49
talking about how dope the blue screen of death is
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oh shit man, i live for the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, that shit is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-frp1080
fo sho, dat shit is rollin on dem busta's and fuckin up the computa's-bermbuster49
talking about how dope the blue screen of death is
Kenan and Kel Cult Represent
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Sk3bUm
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the board was just a dynastar nothing great but i sold it for 250.... i'll think about posting the longer version sometime i'm just feeling too lazy right now
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johanblaze
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i have a story.
after my first time ever i was all stoked and we wanted to go to jack-in-the-box for tacos. her sister drove and i sat in the back and i distinctively remember going to bite my taco and having those two fingers right under my nose.... i threw up in my mouth a litte.
after my first time ever i was all stoked and we wanted to go to jack-in-the-box for tacos. her sister drove and i sat in the back and i distinctively remember going to bite my taco and having those two fingers right under my nose.... i threw up in my mouth a litte.
bermbuster49
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haha this is a random thread, but has some good stories. i want the longer version of the fist me one
-kulpy-
gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
-kulpy-
gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
johanblaze
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so do i.
Skipig25
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its because your skis apperantly reflect your dick size. so if you ski on skis 5 cm taller than you, well, you're probably well hung. If you have skiblades, well.... you do the math.
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Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim
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Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim
~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
freeskisquaw
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Yeah... I bet he did. Faggot, don't make shit up just to post.
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Scratch174, thank you.
Sk3bUm
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another short story for ya... my friend toddisis got wasted about a month 1/2 ago and blacked out and ended up fucking a chick that he says was about 350 pounds. he took a wiff of his hand sometime the next morning and said it smelled awful.
poor guy
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poor guy
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awsomecoolguy
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ok so picture this i'm 14 it's my first time and i have no idea whats going on or that she's into me at all i just thought we were going to hang out iv'e knowen her since i was 8 me and her are in her basement her mom is sleeping up stairs her room is right next to were were sitting her mom has to go to work the next day, so now you now all the backround info
so were at her grandpas b day partey the we decide to leave and there like well your house is an hour away call your rents and ask if you can just stay at our house and will bring you home tomarow after i work so i get the ok. we go back to her house me and her go downstairs and her mom stays up stairs it's about 10 pm we start watching this moive, she leans over and says "after my mom goes to bed, we can have some .....fun " i'm thinking like were going to go play playstation or somthing".so after her mom goes to be she goes in her room and i here "hey come in here so i go in there. all of the sudden she totaly blind sides me and tackels me on her bed throws like 10 rubbers at me and says its going to be a wild night im like sweet. so like 8 blow job and sex filled hours later her mom gets up i quikely go out on the coutch and act like i'm sleeping she goes to work so the girl comes out of her room and is like wow i stink i'm going to take a shower if you no what i mean. so like five minutes later were takeing a shower finaly i'm like dam bitch i'm woren out iv'e got to go like ice my balls. so that is about it now for a little info iv'e found out since
i'm pretty sure went i had her she was a virgen but since then iv'e learnd from a reliable sorce that she fucks a new guy like every week so i hope she gets nocked up or gets an std or somthing
aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
so were at her grandpas b day partey the we decide to leave and there like well your house is an hour away call your rents and ask if you can just stay at our house and will bring you home tomarow after i work so i get the ok. we go back to her house me and her go downstairs and her mom stays up stairs it's about 10 pm we start watching this moive, she leans over and says "after my mom goes to bed, we can have some .....fun " i'm thinking like were going to go play playstation or somthing".so after her mom goes to be she goes in her room and i here "hey come in here so i go in there. all of the sudden she totaly blind sides me and tackels me on her bed throws like 10 rubbers at me and says its going to be a wild night im like sweet. so like 8 blow job and sex filled hours later her mom gets up i quikely go out on the coutch and act like i'm sleeping she goes to work so the girl comes out of her room and is like wow i stink i'm going to take a shower if you no what i mean. so like five minutes later were takeing a shower finaly i'm like dam bitch i'm woren out iv'e got to go like ice my balls. so that is about it now for a little info iv'e found out since
i'm pretty sure went i had her she was a virgen but since then iv'e learnd from a reliable sorce that she fucks a new guy like every week so i hope she gets nocked up or gets an std or somthing
aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
back_woods
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upp until your sig that was a good story
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MLB
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worst sex story ever, EVER.
One time i was eating out this chick, and when she came she let the hugest far ever. It was soo gross that i passed out, she never noticed. As soon as i woke up she said " Wow i was THAT good, hell i did not even had to touch you and you passed out"
Matman10: Man lat you had that 7 down but you binder poped off
Laterails:Yeah i think they aren't adjusted, or it could be the fact that all that is holding them together is one of my pubes
One time i was eating out this chick, and when she came she let the hugest far ever. It was soo gross that i passed out, she never noticed. As soon as i woke up she said " Wow i was THAT good, hell i did not even had to touch you and you passed out"
Matman10: Man lat you had that 7 down but you binder poped off
Laterails:Yeah i think they aren't adjusted, or it could be the fact that all that is holding them together is one of my pubes
TwinTipRider
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love that story ahah always get a kick out of it second time today haha
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BioEnhanced
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i hope you don't speak the way you type.
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"Who's playing tonight?"
"The Shitty Beatles"
"Are they any good?"
"No they suck. Good Name though."
"All that rap music is is clicks and whistles" -Meatwad
skierman_number1
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Well let's start off with some backround information... I messed around with this girl during the winter season, sex and all, both our first times which turned out to be a bad mistake because 1. She got attached, and 2. It was below freezing and we where in a camper (no heat, one bed cover) so she got acute hypothermia...
Anyways, a few months later I'm home alone and I haven't talked to this girl in a long time because well, I really didn't feel like talking to the bitch. It's about an hour before I have to leave for work and I'm feeling horny as shit! So I did the natural thing and instead of blastin' one off, I went and picked this girl up for a quick fuck before work. So we get back to my place and she's all sketched out because well... to piss me off I figured. I bring her up to my room and lay her down and we start goin' at it pretty damn quick. The whole time I'm fucking her she's making retarded, "I love you," comments so like any other guy I just ignored her. Everytime through the whole session she would close her eyes and what would I do you may ask? Well I would look at the digital clock of course and see how much more time I have before I've got to leave for work.
She was terrible in bed, but you know pussy is pussy and it always feels better than your right hand so it was all good. She ended up on top after it was all said and done, which was kind of like fucking a blow-up sex doll... SHE DIDN'T DO ANY MOVEMENT WHAT-SO-EVER! I had to check her pulse at times to make sure she was even still alive. Sorry, I'll try not to bitch because it was pussy and it felt good and I knew now she was just on a mission to piss me right off by any means possible, which became more evident later on. So I was catching my breath and she was laying on top of me, head on my chest and she decided to lay her head on my collar bone, which was freshly broken 2 weeks earlier from biking... Jesus what a bitch, she was like attracted to causing me pain; I think she liked the sound of my teeth grinding compensating for the emmense pain as a result of her head re-breaking my poor collar bone in the name of a quick fuck.
Alright, enough was enough for me, I was relieved and in pain because of this bitch so I had no further need for her. So why did she stay on top and refused to get off even when I told her I needed a shower? Oh yeah that's right, her main purpose in life... to PISS ME OFF! I think I reached a breaking point because the next thing I knew, I was literally pushing her off me and going into the bathroom to take a shower, leaving her in my room to pick up her own shit and get ready to head back home.
I got dried off, she was obviously affected emotionally because it hit her that I was using her and wasn't afraid to prove that point. "So we still on for monday?" She asked me before she left my car/life one last time. "Umm... No I'm pretty sure I'll be putting my dick in a wood chipper that day."
God I wish I said that...
Anyways, a few months later I'm home alone and I haven't talked to this girl in a long time because well, I really didn't feel like talking to the bitch. It's about an hour before I have to leave for work and I'm feeling horny as shit! So I did the natural thing and instead of blastin' one off, I went and picked this girl up for a quick fuck before work. So we get back to my place and she's all sketched out because well... to piss me off I figured. I bring her up to my room and lay her down and we start goin' at it pretty damn quick. The whole time I'm fucking her she's making retarded, "I love you," comments so like any other guy I just ignored her. Everytime through the whole session she would close her eyes and what would I do you may ask? Well I would look at the digital clock of course and see how much more time I have before I've got to leave for work.
She was terrible in bed, but you know pussy is pussy and it always feels better than your right hand so it was all good. She ended up on top after it was all said and done, which was kind of like fucking a blow-up sex doll... SHE DIDN'T DO ANY MOVEMENT WHAT-SO-EVER! I had to check her pulse at times to make sure she was even still alive. Sorry, I'll try not to bitch because it was pussy and it felt good and I knew now she was just on a mission to piss me right off by any means possible, which became more evident later on. So I was catching my breath and she was laying on top of me, head on my chest and she decided to lay her head on my collar bone, which was freshly broken 2 weeks earlier from biking... Jesus what a bitch, she was like attracted to causing me pain; I think she liked the sound of my teeth grinding compensating for the emmense pain as a result of her head re-breaking my poor collar bone in the name of a quick fuck.
Alright, enough was enough for me, I was relieved and in pain because of this bitch so I had no further need for her. So why did she stay on top and refused to get off even when I told her I needed a shower? Oh yeah that's right, her main purpose in life... to PISS ME OFF! I think I reached a breaking point because the next thing I knew, I was literally pushing her off me and going into the bathroom to take a shower, leaving her in my room to pick up her own shit and get ready to head back home.
I got dried off, she was obviously affected emotionally because it hit her that I was using her and wasn't afraid to prove that point. "So we still on for monday?" She asked me before she left my car/life one last time. "Umm... No I'm pretty sure I'll be putting my dick in a wood chipper that day."
God I wish I said that...
bermbuster49
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aha that sucks man, and to the guy above you, thats how i type too, fuck periods, i just put coma's after each thought, it makes things easier.
-kulpy-
gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
-kulpy-
gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
hucker22
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gross one? first then my first college one
ok so i was out pickin blueberrys with my fam and my gf at the time. we did it like everyday so we wernt gonna let my family and the fact we were at an apple/blueberry orchird stop us. so im like we should go over there behind some trees. so we go a few rows back and were just gonna have a quicky, but she like never gets wet which is a downer and she didnt have the ky with her i dont think so i try and put it in but its hard cuz its all dry, well i get it in and we only put our pants around our ankles just quick like so i do my thing then pull out like usual then i cum on my shirt and im like fuck cuz i have to ride back home in the car with my family with cum on my shirt. fine so i start to go down on her and see shes bleeding, so just before i start licking i kiss her leg and get up. and i was like your bleeding.....down there. she didnt belive me and got pissed at me and wouldnt tlk to me for the rest of the day. we laughed later cuz she realized i was right but it was still gross.
ok first college sex i just tryed to make a thread on this and it didnt work, so im at band camp for a week b4 school and there are like 3 hot girls in the whole place. well i tlked to this one girl shes kinda cute then one nite the whole band goes to the bar to hang out and we get to talking and later were gonna go to this sax players apartment and drink, so were about to leave and this idiot kid is like can i come? i was like uhhh i guess so he tags along and i know me and this girl are gonna hook up so we go to my room get some coke and she gets her captain and we go over there we get kinda trashed i get a back rub and we talk and get closer then we bring this kid back to his dorm and i go up with the girl to get her stuff cuz we already decided shes spending the nite. then come back, i give her a back rub and we start making out then go in my bed and then just start foolin around its like 130, well then we get really into it and i start goin in and i should went and got my condom but she had been rubbin me for a while so i was about to be done and i went in and think didnt pull out on time? close but then i had to get her a towel and i grab my condom while im up, i get back up there and we do it in a diffrent position, the she gets on top and holds my hands back and says ill do it. she just started grinding everyway for about 15 min and i was just like damn i love college. well anyway we get done at 430 go to bed and take a shower together the next morning and now were kinda wierd cuz i told her i didnt pull out on time and were both kinda parinoid i think, and im starting to think my balls itch alot cuz im freakin out cuz i didnt wear protection the first time cuz ive know the girl for a total of uhh 7 hours before we fucked.
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ok so i was out pickin blueberrys with my fam and my gf at the time. we did it like everyday so we wernt gonna let my family and the fact we were at an apple/blueberry orchird stop us. so im like we should go over there behind some trees. so we go a few rows back and were just gonna have a quicky, but she like never gets wet which is a downer and she didnt have the ky with her i dont think so i try and put it in but its hard cuz its all dry, well i get it in and we only put our pants around our ankles just quick like so i do my thing then pull out like usual then i cum on my shirt and im like fuck cuz i have to ride back home in the car with my family with cum on my shirt. fine so i start to go down on her and see shes bleeding, so just before i start licking i kiss her leg and get up. and i was like your bleeding.....down there. she didnt belive me and got pissed at me and wouldnt tlk to me for the rest of the day. we laughed later cuz she realized i was right but it was still gross.
ok first college sex i just tryed to make a thread on this and it didnt work, so im at band camp for a week b4 school and there are like 3 hot girls in the whole place. well i tlked to this one girl shes kinda cute then one nite the whole band goes to the bar to hang out and we get to talking and later were gonna go to this sax players apartment and drink, so were about to leave and this idiot kid is like can i come? i was like uhhh i guess so he tags along and i know me and this girl are gonna hook up so we go to my room get some coke and she gets her captain and we go over there we get kinda trashed i get a back rub and we talk and get closer then we bring this kid back to his dorm and i go up with the girl to get her stuff cuz we already decided shes spending the nite. then come back, i give her a back rub and we start making out then go in my bed and then just start foolin around its like 130, well then we get really into it and i start goin in and i should went and got my condom but she had been rubbin me for a while so i was about to be done and i went in and think didnt pull out on time? close but then i had to get her a towel and i grab my condom while im up, i get back up there and we do it in a diffrent position, the she gets on top and holds my hands back and says ill do it. she just started grinding everyway for about 15 min and i was just like damn i love college. well anyway we get done at 430 go to bed and take a shower together the next morning and now were kinda wierd cuz i told her i didnt pull out on time and were both kinda parinoid i think, and im starting to think my balls itch alot cuz im freakin out cuz i didnt wear protection the first time cuz ive know the girl for a total of uhh 7 hours before we fucked.
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