Sex With Sue

sue johanson that is...

(tom)

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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
pretty good yeah, kinda bizzarre

“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
 
ahahahaha the sunday nigth sex show makes me laugh so much

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'you can keep having sex until you get an std, then you should probably stop.'-my drunk friend on sex advice
 
sunday night sex show, one gay guy called wondering how to satisfy his anal cravings and she pulled out this dildo and like reccomended how to use it and shit... kind of freaky

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
she told one chick to shove two fingers (gently) up her husbands ass and then rub that gland. I lost faith after that one.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
Dude^ Thats like instant orgasm. =0)

'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot

 
how the fuck do you know? I think it was because this guy couldnt get it up, yet he still wanted that special special feeling.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
hahahaha, kinda weird, but it supposedly works.

i'm not into that kind of thing.......... but for some truly enlightening commentary, i'd go ask lateralis or jay.........

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- Ian

'Thank god she had the decency to swirve her truck into a ditch.'

- skiierman, on almost getting in an accident.

'How does one go about becoming a judge for one of these contests? Do judges get to have sex with the contestants?'

- rebel, on the Miss Teen Canada Contest

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
ohh how do i love her. i bet she was such a hot slut when she was like 30

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

Park Life Clothing
 
yeah no doubt she has pulled more moves than all of us here combined. i am talking rusty trombone, dirty schanaz, donkey punch, white dragon....

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www.arcloathing.com
 
its all about the DIRTY SANCHEZ

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
When she came to my university to talk, it was nuts. Imagine what she could do to you, its nuts.

 
ok the real question her is who would fuck her?

maybe she has a hot daughter

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

GNR

 
i would definetly fuck her, i mean imagine the pleasure coming from her, she knows everything and how to everything so its most enjoyable, her snatch probably tastes so damn good too cuz shes well kept

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
my cousion designed her website for her. no justin, not the one you say is hot, the married one.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
 
haha i feel so wrong watching an 80 year old lady giving sex advice. some of those phone calls are hilarious though....im too fat to have sex, use your sex dolls and show me some good positions. haha, last week she showed everything this wierd ass vibrator. this vibrator had a clear plastic tip and a fuckin camera in the end with a light. haha so you can plug it into a tv and look at the inside of a girl. wierd stuff

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-Jonathan

Jibij Pro Shop

'A little too much hot sauce on that one'
 
yeah, apparently the male G-Spot is in the ass. so if you ever wanna have the best orgasm of your life, just get your girl to stick a finger or two up in there. of course you have to be really comftorable with the girl to do that. personally, im not comftorable with anybody going into my ass. the only reasons my ass is there is to shit, grow hair, and scratch

 
next time you're getting a physical, ask the doc to do it, if it's not too much trouble.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
I'd have sex with sue. I bet she's 'talented'.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
as if they picked an 80 year old granny to talk about sex...

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
haha good show and the lady does know her shit...she's prob an ex cracked out whore and ya ^can prob deep throat like no other

fuck a book
 
i'd do herSue.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
i wonder who her boyfriend is..

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
 
haha. seen her twice in the past 2 years when she came to my school. some asked her last year to point out the line that defines beastiality from non-beastiality. she laughed and didn't take him seriously.

 
man i would hate life if my mom was sue. holy crap that would suck. but girls would probably like you more...

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
 
she more than likely loves anal too and would break out all these crazy sex toys on you

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
she no doubt can suck a golf ball through a vaccum hose, and she has been doing it on tv for alteast 15 years....

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www.arcloathing.com
 
its funny when people from your city call in, and you actaully know then, and then make fun of problems in bed

«*$*Carney*$*»

One time at mount Mckay..........
 
think if she was your grandma, that would feel wrong..

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
yea man. grandma's are supposed to be all sweet and bake you cookies and stuff. Not to be crazy sex experts. Imagine if your grandma started talking to you like that. Would you run away or just shoot yourself then and there?

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
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