sex with sue

ductapeboy

ductapeboy

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would you? like she is an ugly nasty old chick, but she knows like every trick to sex there is.... so you know the sex is gona kick ass, but she is soooo old... and grose.... hmm.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
i would,the things she could do would be amazing

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
lol have had this discussion lotss and ya i would do it it would be crazy she would know soo many things

 
haha thank you dave. i believe we had this conversation the other day. ...i would not. i could not get past her being old. it would gross me out. but i do think she would be real good. seeing as she knows so much. right.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
wait...dave...you dont want to have sex with sue right? because...i mean..its just that....well. that would not be the happiest day of my life. *growls*

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...
 
the old lady from KingPin.....ewwwwwwww

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Ryan V.G -
 
that lady was gross. any one watch arliss on HBO? now that was a gross lady the black guy had to sleep with

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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.

Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: How many?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.

Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

BFSC.... we do it froggy style

 
if she busted out some of those cool innovative toys then perhaps...some alcohol would have to be consumed.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
yea she is a genious. she knows everything about sex and then some. but really, she is old, wrinkly and really ugly. if the lights were off, and i was drunk off my ass and couldnt see a thing only then would i slip into the grasp of the wonderous Sue Johannson.

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NDSC

as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
i dunno man i think it would kinda suck...'Ok, Heres what your going to do now, flip me over and tickle my ass hole....uhhh huh, yup, just like that, now, get ready for penetration. OK, now just go slow, dont force it it...uhhh huhhh, yup, OK thats good...ohhh oohhh, hmmm, nope nope, thats not right, let me show you the dolls...'

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik

 
she could probably deep throat like a champ, and more than likely she has no odour problems and is well groomed so she could be quite yummy and a little firecracker in the sack,think about it boys,an experienced gilf who knows pretty much everything,shes a keeper

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
That old hornbag is probably so loose you'd have to stick your cock into her lower intestines before you'd start to get any feeling of being inside her...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'haha god bless ssubsetnce abusess'-benditto
 
yeah i think im with jonas on this one!

I was born, I know I will die. But, WHATEVER THE FUCK IS IN THE MIDDLE IS UP TO ME!!

This post brought to you by Rob Dunlop 'Keepin it rude and reckless since '83!
 
I'm not about to go doin' an appenDICKtomy on a senior slut like that smoked cigarette....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'haha god bless ssubsetnce abusess'-benditto
 
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