Sex With Britney Spears

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If the only way you could have sex with britney spears was that you had to jerk off and finish with your parents watching, would you?

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....

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what the fuck kind of question is that? really....whadda ya high?

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'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
but the answer is yes

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'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
Hell no, that is fucked up. i would never

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hahahaha, man its a great question what are you talking about.

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i wouldn't do it.

if the only way you could learn a fakie rodeo 9 was to take it up the butt, would you?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
if you had to do one, would you take it up the butt of give it?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
i would, but then id need about a half hour to regain some jucies

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would you rather have sex with THE ugliest girl on earth, or the least-ugliest(?)....guy on earth

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
fuck yea

i would bank it off my moms face and onto spears tits

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
dude djxtream stop coming up with new stupid questions(although the 2nd one was pretty good) and just let the britney question flow for a little while.

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and then on the way out the door i would give my dad a high five

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
it would be impossible for me to finish with my parents watching, its just not right

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
no fucking way.. Not just cause of the idea that my parents are watching but also because brittney spears isnt all that hot.. she's actually pretty ugly..

 
niowefoinewfgsdg! i think shes fuckin amazing, and shes good in bed,,,although she is a lil hard on the left nut..but after like 10 times u get used to it,,i did atleast, but ne ways

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
man she is not fucking ugly. You must be from fucking bizzaro land to think that.

And yes i would do it and they would be fucking proud of me or else i'd rub one out in their eye!

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first off the answer is yes.

but she is not hot. i would do her just because it would lead to other things....i would basically be famous cause i banged her. she isnt hot though. she has that donkey thing going on.

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nope. she's hot, but there are a lot hotter girls that i could bang without involving anyone's parents. so, no.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
Dspin_9 i am going to call you dumb, if thats ok, and Coyote to your response, are all those hotter girls famous? have they gone out with Justin Timberlake? Do they have a record label? if you banged them could you be like, oh i banged Britney Spears SO FUCK YOU!? i'm just wondering.

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i did fuck her but everytime i tell ppl that, they dont believe me

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
im not saying that i wouldnt do her.. but not at that price.. shes not the hottest perosn in the world, thats for sure!

 
fuck i would,who cares,your parents have seen naked millions of times,your mom used to wash you all over and just because your screwing some super hot chick with your parents watching,who cares,you could just tell your parents that she has millions and millions of dollars and doesnt want the news to get out that you banged while your parents watched,id say gimme a shitload of cash,so its win win no matter what

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
Funny story, I madew love to her in my prior life, I was a 96 year old man and she was same old 6 year old britney

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

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it'd be wierd....I dunno if Britney's worth it anymore, there's so many hotter girls out there...

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as yeti said,i have the right attitude and i bet so does he,we were born naked so why would it matter if anyone saw you naked 40 years later

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
but still man youre whackin it infront of your mother. like youre looking her in the eyes, watching her cry as she watches her little boy beat his meat. i wouldn't do it. it wouldn't be possible.

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who said anything about looking at her, she just has to be present

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'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
blindfold them both and tell them you have a suprise for them, then do it and enjoy the prize. intelligent people dont cheat, they just interpret it differently.

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id do it. everyone masterbates. i bet my dad would understand. and my mom pisses me off, so id do it just to piss her off.

Moe.

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Pimps don't pay taxes.
 
yea, my dad would understand too. he'd prolly ask if he could have the same opportunity

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'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
i bet your mothers would do the same thing just cuz its someone extremely famous,they could tell all their friends at the salon that they got off with britney

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
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