Sex with a vampire

t-man152

t-man152

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I just found out last night that my girlfriend thinks shes a vampire. sex with vampires is definitly awesome. except for th sideeffects

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Its just a hickey. Buck up. Guys give them to girls all the time, but when the girl does it back, the guy bitches about it.
 
hahaha, a friend of mine once woke up with a full hickey necklace. it was funny as hell, because we were lifeguards at the time.
 
im definitly not bitching and yes they are hickeys.

the reason im saying shes a vampire is because she said and I quote "im a vampire, seriously" a couple of times and she was sucking my neck saying "dont worry I wont bite you"
 
at least she was on your neck and not on your dick. id be frightened if a girl was giving me head and she told me she was a vampire
 
one time i got a neck full of hickey, so i gave that bitch right back, but she got fired from her job for it and I won.
 
i wonder what half of you though it would be cool to wear that shardy ass necklace? im guessing your white side.
 
i dunno if youre joking or whatever, but fucking, i hate all those goth kids who are like "im a vampire, i like blood" and shit.
 
man, every single person in this thread should download "My girlfriend is a vampire " by the Planet Smashers immediatly. Fuck, it's so rad.

do it do it do it. You won't regret it.
 
lol word. I got one of those on the bottom of the shaft part of my dick cause her hands were a little rough. When i woke up the next day i started laughing so hard when i first noticed. For some reason i thought it was hilarious
 
thats probably the supidest, most ignorant retarded thing i've ever heard. get a fuckin life dude seriously
 
ok. yesterday I was kind of weirded out by her being a vampire but after tonight i decided shes hot enough and good enough for me to put up with her "im a vampire" and her "I have 2 hearts, a regular one and a black one."
 
yeah thats really strange, next time you see her throw some garlic at her and dunk her in a babtimisnal font and see what happens
 
tell her your into "skin thereapy" and give her a facial, tell her it will make her skin soft. bite my neck...butter your face
 
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