Sex vs Skiing

ski, and then have sex at night when the mountain closes...that wasnt a very hard question, and if your saying i have to pick one or the other, still skiing, i can have sex while i am skiing if i have too.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
nope

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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller

 
nape

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.

-Lat
 
haha true

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Sean

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
 
skiing over sex and no i wouldn't give up skiing for anything!

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I dated a girl who is 30. It works out fine till the bio clock starts waging internal warfare on her inner psychi and makes her crave children like no other. Then all of a sudden you're like, "holy shit, this is no bueno." -JackBach
 
never. id give up sex for skiing anyday. i love to ski. sex will always be there. no matter how old and gross i am. i can only ski till im so old and just cant take the beating anymore.

***-Soul Sisterhood-***

 
Skiing is the one thing i will not give up for anything, i told my xgirlfriend this and yeah , thats why she is my X. ot to mention she is a slutty bitch. Nothin on this planet Including all the money in the world can stop me from skiing. I have to be too old like in my 90's, or Dead.

''Fo sho, you'll kill her before you loose your hot sauce'' SKIMACK

Regarding me using Viagra as a Recreational drug.
 
haha dude. i am all with you. my ex boyfriend from last winter. made me choose. litearlly he said "skiing or me. pick" i said "chhhh. thats an easy question. skiing. nothing takes me away from skiing. not even a boy"

***-Soul Sisterhood-***

 
skiing, lasts longer.

Me: Hey I got these sweet new skis today.

Matt: Sick, are they telegraph?

Me: You mean telemark?

Matt: Yea, im retarded.

NoR*CaL

 
speak for yourself.^

''Fo sho, you'll kill her before you loose your hot sauce'' SKIMACK

Regarding me using Viagra as a Recreational drug.
 
Hahaha he actually said that? What a tool.

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Look at the world, look at this hell, look at the hate that we've made. Look at the final product, a world in slow decay.

 
i got to find a girlfriend that is a skiier so we can bone in the forest with our skiboots on. thats my goal, bone in glades with ski boots on.

 
ive got one of those ^, she is amazing and im getting her on pistols this year 05's uhhh soo hot!

''Fo sho, you'll kill her before you loose your hot sauce'' SKIMACK

Regarding me using Viagra as a Recreational drug.
 
theres no oen or other

they can co-exist in the same domain

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Skiing is Sex - *--TheMagnum--*(Steve Stepp)
 
hahah

what's up now bitch

"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
 
In the immortal words of mr. Craig Faller,

Sex. There's more tricks.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

"Most guys know that women dig guys with money. Would Donald Trump be fucking models if he wasn't rich? That question is rhetorical. Now I don't even believe this is wrong, I think it is just nature. But I also think women who are this way (and it is almost all of you) should be honest and admit that they are basically whores, and stop saying bad things about the so-called "actual whores" who are just trying to earn an honest living."
 
JohnNotColin: would you rather ski or have sex

skibum 624764: skiing is my girl friend

S.O.B. skiing over bitches

not to offend any girls here but id rather go skiing then be with a girl

"if all your friends jumped off a clif would you?" -my mom "i would if there was snow on it" -me

 
Skiing's never a total pain in the ass either, that's why it's all I really care about right now. When's the last time you had to pretend you cared about your skis? Or had to listen to them rant about how your clothes don't match? Point proven.

 
sex with my blowup ski doll

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
your all fucking idiots...or maybe I'm just a 16 year old virgin

sex

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

. I pulled down my pant and there was poop all over my underpants. I cried and cried and cried because my dad said i was "a god damn failure" - scientist

 
how bout you just get a gf that skis? like i did? a gf that skis is great and a gf that wants to learn freestyle and can 180 already FUCKIGN AMAZING

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Peace

CJ

 
i already knew most of you were lame, but gay? oh well.

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Eternal Nothingness is Okay if Your Dressed For It

 
i'm going to keep it clean but you left yourself open

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

-Voltaire
 
I have to agree with everyone that has said sex involves a girl and that brings all sorts of drama. Skiing, because isn't that everyone heres dream? to ski everyday?

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

-Voltaire
 
i also picked up a gf who skis.she doesnt know it yet, but shes learning some freestyle this year

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
 
i wish i had a boyfriend that skied. and you could ski park with all day. i did acutally. Misty7. that was cool. cuz you dont gotta worry bout the whole " skiing or me " type of situation.

***-Soul Sisterhood-***

 
i dont understand how girls say it hard for then to find boyfriends that ski, go look at the ratio of teenage guy skiers vs. girl skiers, its like 5 to 1, girls have it easy, its near impossible to find a girl thats good at skiing to date in my town

"If you dont do it this year, you will be one year older when you do"

-Warren Miller
 
skiing, no question!

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'i saw this pregnant chick hit a jump and when she was in the air she had the baby and the baby popped out and did an unnatty 5'- I_am_a_skier

GLC
 
Screw me , then give me your answer !!!

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
 
ski, but for all of you who have replied to this thread how many of you have actually had sex?

From hunted to hunter

soul sisterhood

 
ski definatly "skiers are so core to the sport i love it"

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crazy minority's

snowmobile2ski8: i got it i'll ask newschoolers

skibum 624764: no dont do that retard

snowmobile2ski8: they no every thing
 
If I couldn't have sex I wouldn't be in the mood to ski and if I couldn't ski I wouldn't be in the mood for sex.

***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***

 
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