SEX vs SKIING?

Heres the order for life:

Powder before Pussy;

Pussy before Park;

unless the pussy is covered in powder then its to the park - but if there are pussys in the park then its up to you to Pow-'der' heads in !!

Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
 
whatever schlonginator said, that was just too good

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
schlonginator, i am at this moment both supremely confused and in awe of your literary talent...

You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
 
quote from Crucial Mike, 'I've had some good sex but it's not very reliable. Good skiings reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report.'

 
yes, i am seriously jealous of his writing ability, props to schlonginator

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
skiing...by a little.

'I would be embarrassed to constantly complain about my life considering all the freedom and opportunities we have today. People that can't find anything they enjoy in life simply aren't giving it a real try.' ~Nick 311
 
That's not the hard question. Its if you had to give up one, which would it be? Sex or Skiing?

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Cheers

'You cant get hurt in the air....its when you land that bad things happen'

'You don't know me and you don't know my style.' - Method Man

 
if she's worth having sex with, she'll wake up with you at 6 o clock,..get freak nasty, get breakfast(made 4 u of course) then get up to the mt. Then again after skiing, as sort of a reward.....then an award for the award...

 
you're right, blueberry does sound kind of gay, but i guess it depends on where you're skiing, you're an aspen kind of guy huh...

 
why can't we compromise and have both.. sex in the gondola.. then ski.. repeat as necessary

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
Ski magazine had an article in their debate column awhile ago on this exact thing, maybe i'll upload it, maybe

This subversive propaganda has been brought to you by The Republican Army.
 
PROPS - i fucken hate that saying, its sooo gay, it fucken doesn't mean shit, fuck its dumb.

like that loser onthe blunt trailer says it, what a freak!

give me some props here fuckers, shit!

o wicked saying man!

only in america!

George Bush - NOT MY PRESIDENT!

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
Obviously you can't live without sex

but if you can't ski because of the chick

then dump her ass and find one that skis

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^

(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit

Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
 
powder over pussy

Dan Maguire

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
depends, one time i got hammered at a party, and slept with this ugly trashy chik, and my gf found out and dumped me. The sad part was, my ex was actually pretty hott, and better then that. So i would have to say it depends.

There's only 1 thing worse about not getn sponsored by a favoured ski company, its getn sponsored by disgusting protein bars
 
If you like sex then you will like Kicking Horse!!! The gondola ride is just long enough to give a girl exactly what she needs (15mins) and there are never any lift lines so you rarely have to feed it to her with your buddies watching

 
lol

Detective, since you consistently waste ure time on being such an ass, i will be the big man, and say 'bio protein bars are the best, buy them'
 
agree with schlonginator.

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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
dumbest question ever.. no doubt.

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'Its only in fresh powder the lonely skier leaves his tracks.

Its only in fresh powder an artist can express himself'

Arnold Lunn, 1925
 
I've gone 17 yrs without sex... and I'm fine, but I have also gone 8 months without skiing and I'm freaking out. so I say skiing

 
but you've skiied before, so you can miss it. I take sex, cause theres snow every year, and you can ski till you 70 hopefully. I dont see myself having sex with hot girls at 70.

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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
there's a time for fucking and a time for skiing. never should one be comprimised for the other. Sex in a gondola would be fucking rad though...

I like pie.
 
all day of skiing...hot shower.....and sex..?

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Go ARMADA Go 4FRNT

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Being out there skiing every day, good or bad, just playing around with friends, with no contests or filming- that is the real spirit of skiing for me. that is why i started skiing, and if i lose those moments that is what will make me stop skiing.
 
i nearly passed out trying to decide this one time...i couldnt...i tried to run to the girl and my gear at the same time and ran into a door...

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I NAMED JIBBERISH BITCHES. (thanks to MikeE)

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns

-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

 
Vagina over skiing anyday. The mountain is always willing to let you ski it but the girl isn't always willing to let you do her.

it's a league game smokey
 
interesting how about we step it up evil kinevil style and have sex on the chairlift over a molten pit of lava.

I'm White?

 
skiing is an all day thing and sex is ten minutes, thus i pick skiing, unless we compare ten minutes of sex to ten minutes of skiing in that case i choose sex.

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'You're from Ontario, and you're an idiot, meaning that your opinion can pretty much automatically be dismissed worthless. Yes, I can back that up, I used to live there. Moving to BC really opened up my eyes to what skiing is really about. HINT: Skiing isn't about tiny verticals, shit talking, and private clubs galore. Get the fuck out of Glen Eden and Craigleith or Caledon, and get real.'-what jib this thinks of me
 
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