sex vs. masturbating

if any one says masturbating...SMAK

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if u were a type of poo...what type of poo would u be?
 
Oooh masturbating, masturbating!

No, joking.

I unfortnetly don't do either...

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'What was the guy.. WOAH.. when you press on your throat when you're talking it makes it sounds funny. Neat!'

'Wouldn't it be funny if a guy had like a 20 dollar bill, and went to the cafeteria and bought 20 dollars worth of 25 cent slushies... but then only drank one!'

'Teeter tooter...'
 
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if u were a type of poo...what type of poo would u be?
 
well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
I hope this question is a joke.

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)


 
I honestly would prefer my hand to many of the but ugly women out there. Sex is by far preferred though.

 
whatd the five fingers say to the face

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

Live. Breath. Dream. Ski.

Mass Chaos
 
frequent ejaculation is proven to be healthy for the prostate. I have no done the former, so I'll say the latter....FOR NOW!

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-Ryan

Wolf Creek Ski Area

I'm still waiting for the one I'm waiting for
 
if your dick is big enough you can stroke it while you fuck your gf at the same time but my name isn't JAY

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
sex you stupid fucker

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I NAMED JIBBERISH BITCHES. (thanks to MikeE)

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns

-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

 
haha Lat, Jay...

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
15

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'What was the guy.. WOAH.. when you press on your throat when you're talking it makes it sounds funny. Neat!'

'Wouldn't it be funny if a guy had like a 20 dollar bill, and went to the cafeteria and bought 20 dollars worth of 25 cent slushies... but then only drank one!'

'Teeter tooter...'
 
why do girls have to lie about it. everyone knows they do it, so why lie?

and sex is much preferred most the time for me.

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www.arcloathing.com
 
im leanin' towards tha poony,but if you twirk you won't get some type of std that causes your dong to fall off.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
to the guy who said 'im only 13' bud dont you start jerking it in grade 6??

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
^ thats really young

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
to answer your question, you tend to start jerking it right around the time that you get the lecture about the bee fucking the bird in the ass. or shortly thereafter.

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- Ian

'Thank god she had the decency to swirve her truck into a ditch.'

- skiierman, on almost getting in an accident.

'Yeah and they said it was impossible to masterbate to the View. Proved those bitches wrong.' - skiierman

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
i started masturbatin in uhh 8th grade or 9th had sex in 11th. anal mastubation feels good tho, and it doesnt make u a flamer

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
IF YOU'RE UNDERAGED, YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS...

otherwise, gather 'round...so that I can SMACK you. there is no contest. SEX is better. if masturbation was better, why would u go and try to have sex with a girl? from an evolutionary perspective, sex MUST be better or humans would be extinct by now cuz they'd be too busy masturbating.

the fact of the matter is that sex energizes you. not right after, but the next day...you'll feel really nice. the feeling is similar to the feeling you get from pot...ur really relaxed. & if you're a virgin, you've got something to look forward to. sometimes the sex is so good, you'll be shaking from it...u don't get that from masturbating unless you're some freak. and holding a REAL girl and having her bare tits pressed against your skin...there is NO contest.

happy wet dreams...

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skiing is like dating a girl:

first, you have to check out the scene;

second, you have to ride that topography;

& third, don't leave without taking a shot at the moneybooter.
 
Haha, who the fuck started masturbating so late? Age 12 for me, and I haven't gotten laid yet, but close.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
 
^ I meant age 12 was when I first yanked my crank. I'm 16 now.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
 
im 13 and i started when i was like 11 i think id say sex wud be way better, i mean how cud it notm wacking off is only scrathchin the surface

 
sex coz' you share your pleasure. moreover, your gf or bf can masterbate you too. so, stupid question. i don't even know why i answered ... i should have more friends and things to do on week ends !

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!

VOTE BUSH!!
 
my gf sucks at giving handjobs but it's still nice to feel someone elses hand

'Sorry to all those racers out there,' Hall said, 'but in 10 years you guys ain't going to be nothing.'

 
get a bj then, she suck at those 2?

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'feer is your only limit and even that can conquered'-seth morrison
 
maybe next friday. im going skiing this weekend

'Sorry to all those racers out there,' Hall said, 'but in 10 years you guys ain't going to be nothing.'

 
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