Sex toys and ebay don't mix.

syrup.

syrup.

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Before I start this story, I know I'm going to get a lot of "you're a fucking moron" replies, and I just have to say, just see the humour in this. I do, although I also think I'm gonna die.
Ok NS here's the deal. The other night my friend and I were a little intoxicated because a friend was in town that we hadn't seen for a while. Anyway, after our little party my friend decided it'd be funny to surf around on ebay looking at the sex toys. What we didn't realize was my dad was signed onto ebay... So we placed a joke bid on a scorpion vibrator. We just thought the name was fucking hilarious that night. Well yea, we're still in the lead for the thing... So basically I'm hoping I can get into my dad's email and delete the email and get outbid on the thing.
Here's the link to the stupid thing --> http://cgi.ebay.ca/high-G4-Super-Power-Scorpion-Vibrator-Sextoy-Top-Seller_W0QQitemZ280419655944QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_23?hash=item414a506108#ht_1320wt_859
 
Just explain it to your dad, he might find it funny. And hope you don't have to pay for that. Shipping looks like it sucks.
 
haha youre gonna outbid your dad and actually buy the thing? hahahaha give it to some random girl at school
 
according to the bid history, it looks like the original bidder just bid over you. i guess he really wants the thing.
 
bahahahahaha one of the bidders for that thing placed a ton of bids on plus size womans clothing.

some huge sea turtle wants to shove a scorpion shaped vibrator in her gunt.
 
Hahaha pretend nothing happened, and try to record the call your dad makes to eBay when he tries to explain that he did not bid for a scorpion vibrator.
 
youve just got

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haha thats so sick tho
 
Hahaha that's hilarious. Things like this are why I usually try to drink away from my home. I fail to see how that would do anything to pleasure anyone. Even if your dad gets outbid he'll get an email from ebay telling him that he just got outbid on a scorpion dildo. That's going to be too funny. Just hope you don't end up having to pay for it...
 
well, you stick it up your pussy and it vibrates... i dont think that vibrators would be that hard to figure out.
 
by doing the same thing you can see that the thread creators dad has been buying intimate clothing on ebay, and i wonder what genre all those dvds are?
 
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