Sex toys and ebay don't mix.

[C.Wood]

that was funny

i want to hear if you win

and when it arrives at your door

 

[PeeDuBzz]

hahahahhahhahah i looked at it and have one question... HOW?...
but best thing to do is just tell him the story awkward convo tho haha

 

[omIV]

all you have to do is change the shipping address on file to something that doesnt exist, win the item, and pay the money. its not that much..

 

[MAPLE_SYRUP]

ha ha damn took the words right out of my mouth

Who the fuck would want to stick a scorpion in their pussy anyways? LOL

 

[seward]

sea turtle lol.

im asking permission to use that.

 

[[Dawn]

x2

 

[TOAST.]

now next time you hear your mom moaning when you're taking a shit you will be wondering is that my dad that is plowing her or did the scorpion crawl up inside her.

 

[J-Wallz]

HAQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

 

[soulskier]

you might want to make an ebay account and outbid him

 

[Malcolm]

thats fucking awesome. wouldve been funny if no one out bid you though. oh well

 

[eastcoastplanker]

maybe your dad could use it on your mom while your taking a shit?

 

[babujib]

hahah you guys are in a bidding war epic lulz.

 

[syrup.]

As disturbing and fucked up as that is. I find myself chuckling, the internet has destroyed me.

 

[thisandthatfilms]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[nickyp]

One previous owner?

 

[Atypical]

oh lawd.

 

[[BRI]noceros]

bahahaha sucks to be you

 

[EastCoast315]

I would NEVERRR use that thing. It looks deadly

 

[1337]

2 hours 12 minutes left, are you going to be the new owner of a vibrator then?

 

[MatRich]

I say buy it anyways, for shits and giggles.

 

[Mr.Luke]

I'll give it to your mom next time I see her.

 

[Pinguu]

bahahahaha, because of this weeks amazing threads you now have 10/10 K motherdrizzler or whatever the fuck your name is. Please keep finding ways to get involved in hilariously wrong sex situations.

 

[icantskiiFILM]

wordd

 

[poopandflush]

SOMEONE PLEASE BID THIS IS MY ITEM

I POSTED THIS ON EBSY

 

[FreeskierRocco.]

25 more minutes! outbid him fast!!

 

[TheButterHashira]

Just give him the 9 bucks or 6 euros that it cost. He will understand.

 

[short_and_steezy]

12 min!

 

[jamodeo]

why did you change your icon Mr. Panda i like the old one but yeah you got outbid so your in the clear funny story though

 

[LMPJibbin]

hahahaha theres 4 minutes left. honestly just tell your dad cause hell find it funny now, but not when the package arrives

 

[Mr.Panda]

Winter is coming and I felt like dancing!

 

[Chompo.]

lulz

 

[syrup.]

don't worry, it will most likely continue to happen.

 

[Kevski]

So did you win it? Or did someone else beat you? NS needs a conclusion, or I do anyways haha.

 

[syrup.]

Nah dude I lost. Kind of unfortunate, I know.

 

[Shredability]

Bump.

 

[CameraWiz]

Bump.

Greatest bump of all time

 

[TheHamburglar]

Epic thread is epic

 

[syrup.]

I was 14 when this happened. Yikes thread title should be drinking, pre teens and internet don't mix.

 

[Chubz.]

I was 14 when this happened. Yikes thread title should be drinking, pre teens and internet don't mix.

Glad to see OP's still kickin it on ns.

Had a chuckle when i read through this

 

[Spagett+]

god memes were so bad in 2009. It was the dark ages.

 

[CaelW]

Now that the eBay link has expired. I'm really curious as to what this thing looks like.