Sex or skiing?

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Sokiem

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You only get to do one everyday for the rest of your life. Which?

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
I'm very torn, sex is alot better but much shorter :|.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
if i could only have one for the rest of my life i would have a very short life

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'You got like, three feet of air that time!'
 
i agree

was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary (on a girl freaking out about being flashed)
 
there was a 4 page thread about this a while back

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hardcore sex with 50 women. fuck skiing

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
well, I assume that after 365 days a year of constant sex, it might start to get a little repetitive, so I guess I'll have to go with skiing.

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze
 
skiing....you never think of anything when you ski and its magical...for sex you gotta worry about if the bitch has any stds

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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

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As much fun as sex is, I take skiing. You get the same end result; your tired, sometimes sore and just want to take a nap. Except with skiing you dont have worry about stds and babies. Plus if riding the lift with hotties counts as skiing, you may get some nonsex fun.

 
i dont ski i skate but never having sex is scary so im guna go with sex

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers outta there. * Ralph Wiggum
 
skiing.

'your friends hate you, plain and simple, your a loser man, but your in luck, wal mart has a half off sale for ropes going on, and for an extra dollar theyll tie the knouse for you' - Ds91260

 
Probobly skiing, not my fault though becuase the last time I was fooling around with this girl all I could think about for some reason was the new ski movie I had just bought.

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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^ good thinking... although he who hesitates mastrubates or something like that

was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)
 
Skiing. Unless, oral sex counts as sex... in which case I would have to take sex.

'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
if u put it in the stink its sik unless u clean stik a hose up there and wash it

'throw a brick at it'
 
Well, I would have to say sex. First off, there is no limit to the amount of times you can do it each day... so the time issue mentioned earlier is irrelevant. Also, you really show someone you love them through sexual intercourse. (Well some people do, others are just jerks, whores and prostitutes, so sex means nothing to them. If you fall in this category just ignore that point.) Furthermore, isn't the whole point of life to reproduce and pass on your genes to the next generation?

Finally, if you can't ski can't you still snowboard?!?

 
skiing...when someone gives me a magical ski that does not hurt me :P..fucking rails!

And you can do it all day long..sex hurts after a while...

But I do know something though.. bitches they come they go!

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I swaped the Alps with the Middle of Wisconson can't wait till I can go back where I belong!
 
i think sex is a good choice

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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
^^i agree w/ xxSimsxx. i board, so def sex. but between boarding and sex...still prob sex

-steve

people are stupid.
dont piss me off; im running out out places to put the bodies
 
SKIING

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Jibij Pro Shop
'jibij is the dope steeze. go there for all your core ski needs'
 
SKIING

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-Jonathan
Jibij Pro Shop
'jibij is the dope steeze. go there for all your core ski needs'
 
after a long and laborious i'm going with sex.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
u would still be able to pee at the end of ur life if u skied everyday

732 Crew

Mass Chaos
 
wow, my brian no work in morning.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
i'd probably go skiing. never had sex, but, skiing's probably as good as sex...... and then lasts longer.

so, yeah, skiing.

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'My girlfriend would just hit me, and then keep going, or do it back, and gross me out.' - ScratchCobra66, on farting during sex.
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then u are in the wrong threat...talking about something u dont know..but skiing

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I swaped the Alps with the Middle of Wisconson can't wait till I can go back where I belong!
 
probly skiing, cuz it wouldnt get boring after doing it 365 days a yr, or sex while skiing

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'you must have pissed off ronald mcdonald, id watch the fuck out that guy rolls with a big crew, and that hamburgler guy looks pretty sketchy i wouldnt fuck with him'- switchskier88

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