Sex or Skiing? the debate

Adamskinick

Adamskinick

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one or the other, and u could never do the other one again forever, i'd say skiings great and all but i mean, ya know?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
 
powder before pussy, pussy before park. but id choose sex.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
i'd chose skiing.

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hmm, tough, but i think derek hit on it well.

the perfect day would be, go out and make some first tracks in perfect pow. then at lunch score some pussy, then after lunch go hit up the park. what do you think?

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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
how about this? you get kidnapped and your kidnapper is either gonna cut off your dick or your legs. which would you keep?

Always remember. . .Pray for snow
 
I've had some good ass sex in my day, but I'd definitely rather have skiing for the rest of my life. Hell, during homecoming weekend my friend Leah , her dad brought his 2003 Corvette down to school, and we were allowed to drive it. Honestly, driving that thing was better than sex too.

 
sex over skiing for sure.. It's like Thurgood(sp?) says at the end of Half Baked 'Don't get me wrong i love weed, but not as much as I love pussy'

Well its the same idea, just replace the weed with skiing.

 
i would take my dick over my legs, damn at least if a hot girl says no, u could be like 'but i have no legs, what else am i suppossed to do in life'

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
 
depends on the girl, and the ski terrain, weather. why not do both though, take a hot chick to the gondola and fuck her then get off and go skiing!! the best of both worlds

-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
 
ya, but life without a dick? i dunno. skiing or sex, also a very hard decision. hmmmmmmmmmmm i like the both idea too.

 
ha I'd choose sex over skiing anyday

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
+haha+

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
you could potentially make money doin either one, but i hear you gotta start with the guys and work your way to the girls in porn so im sayin skiing

It might feel good, it might sound little somthin, but damn the game if it dont mean nuthin
 
gondola sex

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SEX. wtf is skiing anyways? fuck skiing. SEX all the way.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
skiing. sex is over rated. wait, by sex do you include butt sex, titty twisting and jerking off? if so it would be a hard choice.

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
Skiing. Unless all I've ever had is shitty sex, in which case I guess I need to have more to make an informed decision.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

'I can't type, I've been drinking' Nolan

Whistler Sucks

 
last night i pulled this hottie from the bar, railed her and in the morning checked the web cam and it was -27. so for the first time i said no to skiing and railed her again

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
yeah i would have to say skiing, unless its really shitty conditions.

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
sex obviously, but probably because i dont like skiing anymore

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
maybe its because im 16 and always horny

'ill fuck anything that walks'

so ill go with sex

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'theres quarterback im gonna see if he has any plans for dating me'
 
id say sex... if you break a leg you cant ski.. but you could have other grand ol times

i need snow

*NS GIRLS*

i ride the lines
 
let me rephrase now, no nothing vs. skiing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
 
what about:

You either have to cut off your own penis and eat it, or not ski for ONE season...

If you would do that to ski you have some serious balls! Well, at least until you cut them off... *shrug*

On my way to goddom
 
since i dont have a penis to cut off could i still ski and have sex?

i need snow

*NS GIRLS*

i ride the lines
 
I can't believe this is even a debate.

Sex

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you guys must have had some seriously crappy sex!! haha, oh man, just wait until you have some of the good stuff that will just blow your mind apart. I haven't skied for 7 weeks now and I don't even care!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
what's your address>?

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
^Lol Tim. I think if the question was whether you were presented with an instant choice, sex or skiing, sex would be the obvious choice. But the issue of having sex is kind of a paradox. When you're getting it A LOT, it's usually when you're in a relationship, and even though the sex is good, you start taking it for granted, and I always find myself kind of being like yea alright. If you're not in a relationship, you might not be getting it consistently, but you could still ski whenever you want. I think it boils down to that during ski season when I ski, I'm usually pretty psyched. But I guess as I get older the thrashing of skiing also becomes a little less appealing so hell, this question is such a conundrum.

 
skiing, with sex you always have to try and get it with skiing its always there and you could do it whenever you wanted. plus theres always the other things.

TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
 
I would have to chose skiing because sex is bad shit I dont want to do it for a long long time

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
 
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